@SQLSpouse
 Prince Frederick, MD
Joined June 2013
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When the dog steals your spot
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100% guilt-free! πŸ’•
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How's your day going? I almost needed bail money because a constable told me I needed to train our receptionist to smile once in a while (@gin__erso @hotoynoodle)
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I bit my lip so hard I drew blood, because I really didn't have time to go to jail today
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I can’t go to jail because they don’t have my hair products there.
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βœ…Claimed! I've got 4 free gifts, can you take the gift and accept my invitation? 9 free gifts from top-notch activity TEMU Free Gifts for me and you'll get yours! temu.com/s/2aF6GBSOUaF6Td
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Replying to @chapmandew
So sorry for your loss! He was a very good boy!! Sending much love!
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If you haven't seen the latest from @wearkizik you're missing out! Best hands-free shoes EVER! kizik.com
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I have to pee but there's 30 lbs of GSD head on my knees
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Canine paralysis!
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R.E.M.
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Oh Hey It's Me β€πŸ€πŸ’™@brown_eyed_gal1
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NKOTB
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Adam Ant- the Strip tour
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How old is the oldest item of clothing you own that gets worn regularly*? *not necessarily weekly, but at least a couple times a year
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33 years- it is a sweatshirt from my sophomore year of high school.
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Replying to @AMtwo
The Bitey Face game is strong with these two! Such fortitude!
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Replying to @SQLSpouse
@SQLSpouse @CBellDBA if you guys are in Nova Scotia still...
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Looks crazy! We have family there- but have not been up since pre-COVID.
Which cookie from this week's lineup has your heart? Drop the emoji below! πŸ‘‡ 🍰 RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE πŸ₯§ FRENCH SILK PIE πŸ₯œ PEANUT BUTTER BLOSSOM πŸ‹ LEMON POPPY SEED 🍿 CARAMEL POPCORN
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French Silk Pie!
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Raise your hand if you're ignoring work right now by scrolling on Twitter βœ‹ Instead of telling your boss, we'll pick FIVE people to send a 4-Pack box!
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"I hurt my foot jumping out of bed, please send snacks, my fathers do not feed me ever"
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Poor mistreated princess!! Being the dog is hard!! You DESERVE snacks!
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I forgot to tweet our happy hour cocktails
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Without my glasses- I totally thought you were garnishing with arachnids!😳
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Dad is a great pillow!
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Don’t call the authorities- but sometimes we make Sven and Digby stay up 4 or 5 hours a day!
Hey, it's 2022 and I just got called a f*ggot at the Pru
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I love you! People are ignorant. Dogs are superior!
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Replying to @AMtwo
She is surveying her lands!
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Happy 10th Birthday to this butt
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Have a fantastical birthday, Day-Z!!! (Ask for steak) 😁😘
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