@SQLSME

SQL developer, DBA, former AWS Community Builder, and 3 x Microsoft MVP Data Platform

 Austin, TX
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Joined October 2011
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk @DOGE Why not fix Social Security? RE: divorced spouses "if you’re entitled to benefits on your own record, your benefit amount must be less than you would receive based on your ex-spouse’s work. In other words, we’ll pay the higher of the two benefits"
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In theory, a person could retire and have 4 to 5 spouses of 10 years. Each may have a very small social security benefit but all could claim a much higher amount from their ex spouse. This seems wasteful and broken.
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Hey #Austin! Come check out our local #AI meetup tomorrow at #microsoft near the domain. facebook.com/share/D5D3nHGoR… Join me at June AI ML meetup meetu.ps/e/N4WD6/CNvXp/i
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I'm hanging out with @pmgworldwide talking with other #Ai #data #Professionals and #DataScientists
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I'd really like to know why @BankofAmerica continues to dick me around when I have several of their agents recorded saying that this issue is their fault. #boasucks #bankofamerica #fail
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Today I got a text message directly from none other than Satya Nadella. He said he had an urgent task me and that he was busy in meetings so he couldn't talk but noted that he is great at texting. The English wasn't great; but, he was in a hurry... Wow! I feel so privileged. 😂
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Just saw @adamcarolla in north Austin walking by me and it blew my mind. I had no words but wanted to say how much I loved his work.
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Azure Purview Best Practice: Naming your scans sqltechblog.com/2021/08/12/a…

Azure Purview Best Practice: Naming your scans

If you’ve ever been a DBA and seen the mess that you get with SQL Agent Jobs without a clean naming standard for your job schedules and job names then you’ll appreciate this tip.

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Using PyApacheAtlas to import SQL Server extended properties to Azure Purview sqltechblog.com/2021/08/11/u…

Using PyApacheAtlas to import SQL Server extended properties to Azure Purview

Azure Purview is a compliance and data governance platform in Microsoft’s Azure cloud. The platform is currently in public preview and has quite a few features; but, does not currently import any o…

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#tech #app #fail #peacock ⁦⁦@nbc⁩ So you can’t be 99 yrs old and subscribe to the peacock network?
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#newborn #deer My son found this little guy and was so worried for it but I had to tell him that his momma hides them in a bush while she’s out foraging. She came back a few hours later to nurse. :) #dontmesswithbabydeer
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#technology #failures Why in 2021 do developers not understand how to scale their services? #cloud
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Dear unemployed #plumbers, please come to #ATX #Texas. There will be plenty of work here for months. #TexasBlackout #burstpipe
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Walking around my 50F house in my #sqlsatdallas fleece that I’ve been so thankful for over this past week. #sqlfamily
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Current situation in #Texas. No power. #Cooking old school. #atxwx #ATXsnow #texaspoweroutage #TexasBlackout
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Migrating from SQL Server to Amazon AWS Aurora sqltechblog.com/2020/12/07/m…
Great day for #fishing in #texas. I wonder if #Amazon #AWS #Analytics could predict our percentage of catching?
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#techfail It’s never good when customers see an American Mega Trends #bios screen and a stalled loading screen... #microsoft #sonic
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#lifehack It’s true! You can air up a car’s tire with a bicycle pump.
Stay safe y’all. #babyyoda #sql #SQLServer #Azure #MaskUp #mask #COVID19
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I’m officially all set to go out into the world. #sql #SQLServer #mask #MaskUp #COVID19
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