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Well, I've now been using a mac every workday for a year and I can honestly say..... Kill me now, I'm ready.

Have been taught a valuable life lesson today. It is not funny when your wife sits on a cactus. Still at least she didn't ask me to slap it on her behalf.

Ni!

There is a town not too far from where I (allegedly) grew up called Towcester. Pronounced Toaster.

I love everything about the macbook. All the apple fanboys are right. It's perfect in every way.

So unprepared for this revelation

WTAF, you mean you haven't been happy? This is a complete shock that I certainly did not see coming.

That was the original meaning of NoSQL.

Knock knock FFS use the smart doorbell. Do you have any idea how much this costs me a month?

Huh, if I dropped 1200 pounds on him I would probably be charged with murder.

Fear is healthy, it stops you from being wreckless. Don't make changes without a solid restore strategy. Don't just restart your servers when things are slow. Don't put an index on every attribute in a table. For the love of God, don't suggest replication as the answer.

Tell them they have no jurisdiction in England via my smart doorbell.

Considered doing a dev session on the perils of NULL values but figured nobody has that problem anymore.

He does. There was a 3 week period where it didnt like me. It made me leave SQLBits and miss a trip to the States. But we have made up since.

@RestinBeachFace @SQLBek

Spolier alert: Leaked trailer of season 11 of The Walking Dead

Thats what happens when someone forgets to backup the log...

Seems like a lifetime ago that we were all attending in person events. Hopefully we can get back to some of our old ways soon!

Day 1 of National #lockdown and Amazon's Deal of the Day... Durex Condoms