@SQLHammer

Leader | Product Manager | Real Estate Investor | Microsoft Data Platform MVP (2017 & 2018)

 Connecticut
Joined October 2013
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You can see where I’m going with this. A casual perusal of the data shows that this isn’t a program for the top 0.1% of talent, as it’s been described. This is simply a way to recruit hundreds of thousands of relatively lower-wage IT and financial services professionals.
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Ashad
@ashadahmed_9 Aug 2024
A true developer handles every error scenario ... 😌
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So, you personally take the data from the business? Data Engineer: Well, no. My data pipeline does that. So then you must personally give it back to the business users? Data Engineer: Well, no, the data analyst does that…
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So you take the data from the business and give it back to the business? Data Engineer: That’s right… So then I have to ask, why couldn’t the business just report off its own data? Data Engineer: Well, I’ll tell you why. Business users can’t be trusted with business data.
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Olo@Olo28 Apr 2022
Think your kids could explain what you do for work? To celebrate Take Your Kids to Work Day, Olo parents found out the answer to that question and it’s too cute not to share! #TYKTWD
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This is currently trending on Reddit and I shouldn't laugh but 😂
It's a scene from guardians of the Galaxy - one character and her clone are fighting, one beating the other. She says "You're weak!", And the other replies "I'm you", except the first's face has been replaced by Chrome's logo, and the second by Edge's logo

ALT It's a scene from guardians of the Galaxy - one character and her clone are fighting, one beating the other. She says "You're weak!", And the other replies "I'm you", except the first's face has been replaced by Chrome's logo, and the second by Edge's logo

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Elon Musk
@elonmusk9 Apr 2021
Monkey plays Pong with his mind
Neuralink
@neuralink8 Apr 2021
Monkey MindPong youtu.be/rsCul1sp4hQ
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monkeyUser@ismonkeyuser16 Mar 2021
Trolley Conundrum (monkeyuser.com/2021/trolley-…)
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Olo@Olo17 Mar 2021
Hello, NYSE!
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Noah Glass@nhglass17 Mar 2021
It’s Day 5,769. It’s Day 1. @Olo @NYSE – at Manhattan, NY
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Rebuilding SQL Saturday–Picking a Board of Directors voiceofthedba.com/2021/03/15…
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"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." ~Darrell Royal
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Business think #infosec be like.... thanks @hatcher1981
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Hi, I’m a senior engineer. You might know me from my greatest hits “but *why* is it null?” “There is greater honor in deleting code than in writing more” And the chart-topping “let’s just walk over to them and ask”
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Mike Fal@Mike_Fal5 Feb 2020
Meagan is smart. Be like Meagan.
Meagan Longoria@MMarie5 Feb 2020
For my birthday/workiversary, I want everyone to source control your enterprise analytics solutions. There are lots of free source control options. Even if you don't have branching all figured out yet, just having a safe copy with a few prior versions is a good start.
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What's the opposite of "bow chicka wow wow"?
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Mike Fal@Mike_Fal10 Dec 2019
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And here I've been telling everyone that this can't happen. I even used a murderer as the example. Good grief! #gdpr businessinsider.com/murderer…
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Grant Fritchey
@GFritchey3 Jul 2019
Look, #DevOps includes everyone. We don't need #DevSecOps, #WebOps, #OpsOps or #AnyThingElseOps. Just stop that stuff. Right now. I'm serious.
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Commenting out legacy code instead of deleting it...
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