Geoff H retweeted
Quote: "This is how USAID spent your tax dollars"
I think people have lost the will to try fact-check this guy due to the volume of lies he spreads.
Also it's actually pretty difficult with this image and quite time consuming.
It just happens I had nothing better to do. /1
It was fun while it lasted, but goodbye @nflnetwork NFL Red Zone. Too many ads. It needs to be zero. @ScottHanson
Geoff H retweeted
When you know a moment like this should be going viral but instead you get crickets from media outlets… that’s when you know you’re doing it the right way. When it doesn’t suit anybody to talk about justice and freedom, that’s when you should talk about it. #FreeTheUyghurs
Geoff H retweeted
Can’t think of a better way to overcome China’s state-induced collective amnesia on the Tiananmen massacre than to make #TiananmenSquare trend on Twitter today, on its 32nd anniversary.
Tank Man’s futile defiance endures as symbolic of the yearning of the human soul to be free.
Geoff H retweeted
Working from home benefit - taking a minute between meetings to have Gandalf celebrate St Patrick’s Day.
Me: You should run that query after hours, as it'll put too much load on the server.
User: Nah, it's OK, I won't use my laptop for anything else while I run it.
Current Job: My query took over an hour to run, something's wrong.
Previous Job: My query only took one hour to run, something's wrong.
And that's the difference between terabytes of data and petabytes of data.
#reInvent #aws @AWSreInvent "Developers are being ignored by others. Builders matter". Then reserves the best keynote seats for non- Developers.
The saddest part of trying to solve a technical problem is when all of your google search result links are purple, no matter how many permutations of the keywords you try.
My browser tabs when researching something I cannot get to work in AWS Lambda.
i.imgur.com/Eg0d9MT.png
My least favorite Stack Exchange posts...
OP: I have problem X
(Some # of responses)
OP: I figured it out!
No details about how OP figured it out... and the responses didn't help, etc.
The AWS reInvent
You pick out the drinks you really want from the menu, but the bar's so crowded you can't get in line for the ones you want. You find a server offering other drinks, order those, and convince yourself it was worth it.
#awsdrinks
@created4worship over/under on # of SQL engines for Hadoop by end of 2015? I'm going with 12, none of which will be fully SQL compliant
Awesome ride, thanks for organizing it! @created4worship xitter.cf/hadoopsummit/status/60…
