𝓟𝙚𝙣𝙞 𝓟𝐚͟𝐫͟𝗸𝗲𝗿

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ𝐼 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝗈𝗇 𝗵͟𝗶͟𝘀͟ 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄. ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ

Okay, so… Maybe taking a hiatus to try and get buffed didn’t work… But at least I got a new skin!

Geez, finally got a good teamup and now it's getting nerfed? Talk about sore losers...

Crit shots feel so good to hit!

Oooh it’s happening soon!

:)

Oh okay! I already forged your signature, and my lawyers approved of the legitimacy of it, so now you HAVE to show up, or else you'll be in big trouble! See you soon, Gwen!

Omg! Thank you for volunteering. Just sign this waver for me, and I will get to you on April 11th.

So when I get buffed, does anybody want to test how strong I become? If I can punch you into a wall easily, you lose!

LETS GOOOOOO

Soooo… Will I have to dress up SP//dr for The Hellfire Gala?

Oh! You want me to sponsor you? Hmmm... I meeeean.... Hmmmmm....

Not really. Do you have a brand name sponsor decal? I dunno how SP//dr will feel about that, if so..

Oooh? What’s this about? What do you have in mind?

Don’t be on the opposite team and I won’t have to flank the backline, Luna!

Of course! I want them fixed, but they should be buffed too!

I think instead of fixing my spider-mines, they should’ve buffed to OTKs.