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Indianapolis
Joined August 2008
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The HOA board has lost their minds. Someone pulled a gun at the pool so I criticized them for removing the basketball rims to combat crime but not shut down the pool. I got called a fat middle aged white man by one of the ex board members. Keeping it spicy. Ruffling feathers.
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5. She called me a stay at home dad. I don't know If she was just guessing or if she received bad information. While I did work from home for a year, I've had the same career for over 20 years. And now... the photo that pissed her off. Here it is...
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This is the dumbest argument against assault rifle restrictions. Both of these vehicles have restrictions. Both need registrations to drive and both require seat belts. Yet, neither of them were designed specially for killing people.
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They say "happy wife, happy life" Nah, fuck that. Happy spouse, happy house. It takes 2 happy people to have a happy relationship.
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Shout it then show em
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Life got exponential easier when I realized that society owes me nothing. Only then did I realize that I owe society nothing in return.
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I was supposed to be teaching my son a valuable lesson about gambling, but then the Celtics lost and he took all my money.
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Tell your mom I said hi
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Ja Morant has been suspended from all Grizzlies activities after the Memphis star was seen flashing an apparent gun in recent social media video.
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Why is the speed square a triangle?!?!?!?!?
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Paid $29 for a 6 minute haircut yesterday, but the lady didn't say a word to me, so it was well worth it.
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Bragging that your product contains 100% real chicken is not the flex you think it is.
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Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be proud boys
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