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giving a blowjob to a beer bottle while having a boot on your bladder would be soooo embarrassing haha i'd Never want that to happen to me
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Walking home with my elbows covered in dirt trying to pretend I didnโt just spend an hour jerking off in the woods. Post nut clarity was crazy like why the fuck did I put a leaf in my urethra
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// a banter plot in my dms with venom humiliating a prejac muse right after teasing my easily humiliated prejac boyfriend(ahem, @SPEEDINGHEART ๐).... i win <3
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Monster Hunter / Hitman
Male. Latino. Bisexual
Late Thirties. Fearless. NSFW.
Multiverse & Multiship
Crossovers & OCs friendly โ
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๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ถ๐ป๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป ๐ฑ๐ผ๐๐ป ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐น๐ผ๐.
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๏ธปใโไธ The Merc with a Mouth, The Regenerating Degenerate, Wade โDEADPOOLโ โMotherfuckinโWilson ๏ธปใโไธ
- Lewd RP portrayal of Wade Wilson (Minors DNI!)
- Pan Verse Switch (Any hole is a goal, along with whatever else ya got!)
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Olsen may have an absurdly high pain tolerance throughout most of his body, but he does have his Achilles heelโ
His disproportionately tiny balls are actually about ten times more sensitive than the average manโs . . .
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Just peed louder than a guy at the urinal.
I feel straight.
I feel worthy.
I feel masculine.
I feel dominant.
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๐ง๐ข ๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ก ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ง๐๐.
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