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Interesting...

No, my master is rich

Money is worthless, just take shit.

Reputation is lame anyway

I did spend several thousand years harassing you, so-

//eepy tiime

What? They're gonna put the servant in jail?

I mean I COULD just torture the casino staff but nooooo

No, as in puppy scratches, you dumb mutt.

I mean, sure I experimented with my hands. But tasers, claws, elaborate traps n schemes... that's where I shine ✨ Maaaybe I'll tell you sometime. Over some scratches~

Just cause I dont wield my spear doesn't mean I dont fight. I've spent plenty of time committing horrendous crimes to know how to kill 🥰

Sometimes I wonder if it's my fault you find yourself surrounded and enamored by those who would lay slander to your name rather than respect a warrior. . . . But then I remember I'm hot, so nothing could ever be my fault

Don't we all know it 🙄 Gerhilde, the war spear. I'm the one who leads the battle forward. Or, I was. I dont really take up my spear, nor that name anymore. I prefer GeGe, or Hilda 😇

//I will never apologize for shitposting. I play gremlins goblins and crazy ladies for a reason

... We all carry a spear- Part of our gimmick as odins winged warriors.

//I REWROTE WENCH 5 TIMES. AND EVEN CHECKED IT 3 TIMES. WHEN DID IT SWAP BACK TO BENCH. IM GONNA CRACK A BENCH ON MY SKULL.

Oh, dont wooorry, I'm distinctly different from my tavern bench sisters. Can you guess who I was? Betcha cant, puppy~