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โ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐,
๐๐ก๐ ๐ ๐๐ญ๐๐ฐ๐๐ฒ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ง๐
๐ ๐๐ญ ๐๐ฐ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ. โ
๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฏ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ ๐
๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ค ๐๐๐ง
๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐ก๐๐ฉ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ณ๐๐ฌ
๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐ฉ๐๐๐
โค retweeted
Never send a ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ซ ๐จ๐ ๐ญ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ to do a ๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ค๐ฌ your wife sends you, versus what she sends her group chat, ๐๐๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Itโs ๐
๐๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐
Treat yourself to your dadโs credit card, and book a ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง
Itโs never too late to celebrate ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ซโ๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ก๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐๐ฒ โ๐ฟ
What happens on this island never has to leave
And ๐ง๐๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ ๐๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ
โค retweeted
You should ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ to ๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐
and get yourself a ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐
โค retweeted
POV: ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐๐ซ is explaining to you why there was a ๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ charge on your credit card, while you pack her bags for her
โค retweeted
Bring your girlfriend to the island. You both deserve a little ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ง





