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Epstine Island
Joined March 2022
Is anyone on Twitter actually a real person?
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Bro why😭
Delete this 😭 👆👆👆
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My best estimate- Distance: 891,334 km Period assumed: Jan 1, 2022 → Oct 2, 2026 Average: 513 km/day Likely real-world FE: ~16.5–19 km/l Diesel consumed: ~47,000–54,000 L Historical fuel expenditure: ~₹44.5–51.3 lakh And this doesn't include engine oil, servicing, tolls , etc.
2022 Kia Seltos 1.5L CRDi with 891,334 km (553,849 miles) on the clock.
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THAT'S PRACTICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO DO!! 😵
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You press keys thousands of times a day and have no idea what's under them. So I built a 3D keyboard you can take apart in your browser. Try it here : keyboard-anatomy.vercel.app/
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she waited an entire century to get gta 6 😭
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bro is built sideways in portrait mode
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If it’s 2°C outside and I turn my AC on at 20°C, does my room become warmer than outside? Or am I just paying electricity bills to lose an argument with winter?
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Boys who have "SH" In their name are cute cuter cutest. 🥹🤌
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"go to the gym in the morning & enjoy the rest of your day" Is it true??
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They want branded tissues, even though they're just going to use them once and throw them away.
> accenture hired 300+ students from IIT's combined > Deloitte will hire 6,000 freshers for 2026-27 financial year > apple is doing mass hiring in BITS and NIT > Google is building one of the largest office in Hyderabad Big W for Indian IT sector
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You might be a lucky beasts of you haven't been blocked by @amitkilhor atp
Amit Kilhor thinks he's an intellectual, but he's the biggest joker on this app. If you counter him, he won't reply. But he'll use personal attacks and abuse. Nobody on X respects him. He's just the neighborhood aunty trying to be involved in everything.
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Nobody sees my posts why do I keep posting
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Why did you join Twitter btw
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How if feels opening Twitter but with zero notifications
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Latrinos on the way to collect the piles of shit that Indians left💩
Watch how Indian Youtuber Passenger Paramvir handled a group of racist groypers. Some White & one Latrino groyper tried to be racist toward an Indian guy on their livestream, and ended up getting reverse-trolled instead. One of the groypers asked the Indian guy and his friend if they’d work at his friend's 7-Eleven, claiming he owned multiple stores and offering the Indian guy $12/hour salary. The Indian guy replied, “You can’t afford me. Why don’t you use that $12 to buy a real chain instead of the fake one you’re wearing, so you don’t have to wear a fake one the next time you’re in Vegas?” That’s when the groyper realized he’d just been reverse cooked on his own livestream. He got visibly aggressive, but was ultimately too cowardly to do anything about it.
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Jay wanted to send the money through GPay with maximum cashback so that he could minimise his loss
Whole Jay Singh Rathore case for those who missed it on Twitter yesterday: Jay made a tweet saying that his sister needed eye surgery and that they didn't have enough money for it. The tweet went viral, and he collected around ₹1.5 lakh. Next day, a Twitter user called the hospital and found out that it was a scam. Jay deactivated his account after the expose tweet went viral. People threatened to file an FIR against Jay. He reactivated his account and said that he did all this because he needed money for his father's surgery. He said "he is busy because he is travelling for an SSC exam the next day." He then hosted a Space where he admitted that it was indeed a scam. For 3 hours, he kept giving excuses like, "Wait for the net banking ID," "The Canara Bank app isn't working," and "I don't know how to download the PhonePe statement." He kept behaving like a nonchalant, chill guy and even drank three cups of tea during the Space. A Supreme Court lawyer in the Space told him about the alleged violations and that he could face 7+ years in jail. People doxxed him and threatened him, saying that his career was over. Jay, out of fear, agreed to send all the money back to the people who had sent it. Jay wanted to send the money through GPay with maximum cashback so that he could minimise his loss. He sent some of the money back, but his account hit a transaction limit. He said he would send the rest after 24 hours. He left the Space saying that he was going to have another cup of tea.
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My new tagline: “Bhaiyya, ek chai dena…”
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sometimes when im reading a research paper i feel like the biggest fucking idiot
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If AI replaces most jobs and people lose their income, who will companies sell their products and services to? Doesn’t the whole economic system eventually break down?
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Find me a cheaper alternatives than uber...
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