@SMASEY

Artist/butcher "delightful but also horrifying" #sixers #trusttheprocess insta: gosmaseygo

 Philadelphia
Joined March 2010
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I would say probably yeah
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This is an absolutely wild political text lol
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Introducing myself as “Timmy tuff knuckles” for the foreseeable future
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I think my comment was perfectly worded and understandable so this is sending me for a loop
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I’ve been getting wrong number texts from an 83 year old woman named Judy for the past 5 years. Today things took a turn for the worst.
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Absolutely zero need to like this and not offer any sort of advice !
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I love when a long term mutual unfollows me because it’s like okay exactly which non sense was the breaking point there
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Omg YES please I thought you would never ask
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#LetsGoFlyers
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My biggest question about the philaqueens group is why people have so many photos of the item they lost
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Like did you know you were going to lose this why did you have this pic available
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mr scary@jit_consumerOct 16
my phone thinks awkwafina is my wife
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eli@notGTGELIOct 16
I love when something happens in baseball and I get a notification on my watch of some dude
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Hazel@hazelnutwiOct 17
My landlord is beefing with her printer I guess
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RKS@rawkussOct 16
my local theater today 👀
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If someone keeps bookmarking my tweets I’m just gonna delete my account so I hope it’s worth it
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Botox and hair done same week unfortunately you won’t be able to tell me shit for at least 5 calendar days
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Me, trying to bond with my co-workers who are all twenty years younger than me: did you guys see about the new woman who killed her family at great wolf lodge? Coworkers: *doing some sort of jargon I don’t understand* Me: her name is Metallica !
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