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💎 :: jade

@SLY_ND_SWIFT

under con 🚧

Joined August 2026
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the only difference between me and a dog is i'm taller.
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no fun allowed EVER on Polus , apparently :/// maybe I should’ve just picked up that custodial gig at HQ .
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sorry I ain’t got no money , I’m not trying to be funny but I left it all at home today … *♪
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you're in his dms, i'm on his nerves. i'm pissing him off. i'm ruining his day.
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THEY PISSED HER OFF SO BAD SHE WENT TO BEDDD LMFAOAOAOAOSO
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WHOLE HOUSE MAD OMFGGGG
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eating a bowl of tater tot’s and hearing roro chew somebody out LMFAAAOIOIIAIIAIA I LOVE OUR THIN WALLS
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[ boreddd . loafing , in a sense , on top of a vent , just people watching … ]
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u can tune a piano , but u can’t tune a fish ! 😂😂😂😂😂
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i know wrong, i know right, but i just love to pick a fight.
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ً@MORTlSUMBRASep 14
⠀congratulations. ⠀you ⠀are ⠀still ⠀𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞. ⠀most ⠀people ⠀are ⠀so ⠀𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 ⠀to ⠀be ⠀alive. ⠀but ⠀not ⠀𝐲𝐨𝐮. ⠀not ⠀anymore.
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lmao yeah
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@SLY_ND_SWIFT .
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eeuuuuggghhh . early morning meetings SUCKKKK . we all hate them WHYYY DO YOU KEEP CALLING THEMMMM …… *🌀
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*🌀🌀 had to put everything back … had a wholemmob chasing me !! gave my legs hell !! sotireddddd .. .
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Image from 🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost)
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Føxxø@F0xXWildSep 11
big W
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big ol collection , hehehehe .
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laura@urgoregffSep 13
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4 whole things collected , haha . who else’s off guard … hhhhhmmmmm
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I like poking our sentinel until they look like they’re about to bite my finger clean off *🌸
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