Dad, stepdad. Paralegal @ELS_publiclaw. Fan @ColU_official & @EssexCricket. Ale, @Stoli, @laphroaig, @HendricksGin & Pinot Noir quaffer. Crisp muncher. 💉💉💉
Stanway, Colchester.
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“The room is very clean, and Mavis always does a lovely full English. Then I pack my laminate flooring samples into the briefcase and the East Midlands is my oyster. And also as far across as Grimsby while Derek is on holiday.”
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Why does the baby changing station sign remind me of one of the final scenes of Reservoir Dogs?
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The final 11 minutes of the @SkyBetLeagueTwo fixture with @SalfordCityFC was played to a conclusion later this afternoon behind closed doors, with the game finishing in a 2-1 defeat.
Results this afternoon now mean we will be in the National League from next season. #oafc
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80' | A full-blown pitch invasion has halted the game. Oldham fans in their hundreds sit in the middle of the pitch.
Oldham 1-2 Salford
#WeAreSalford🦁🔴
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📝 Club Statement
crawleytownfc.com/news/2022/…
#TownTeamTogether🔴
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This terrifying graphic shows how global warming will leave most of central London underwater within 50 years.
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Wow, crazy weekend! I’d better go back to work tomorrow! Don’t even want to think about how many unread prayers are in the inbox! Amen.
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The MD guide to the 40 greatest seaside memories of our youth. In order.
Number 40.
Amusement arcade bingo. A sliding plastic tile always missing, stuck or burnt with the end of a cig in losing anger.
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A bold line of criticism from someone who is literally pretending to be a llama online...
#BarrowAFC
