The top pops of the Eiffel Tower and becomes a moon rolling right at you, that starts a flood but then the moon, is actually a cat. And it’s a water fight.

Squatty Potty?! I think you mean vomit handles ?

Today was definitely a day to consult the red fortune teller fish for me.

Dang y’all. I don’t know if you’re into planets but the mermaid is fully in the Gatorade right now.

Mystery duffel bag in the bushes. I’m thinking of you still. What multitudes may you contain?

Love the serendipitous line up here.

What is life? Some say Bread is Life.

God I hate nodding to a stranger on the street too early. 3 nods later and they’re still 10 feet away and I look like a bizarre puppy sniffing the wind.

Tried telling the “fingers through the yellow pages” joke, to a couple of 9 year olds the other day… And now I’m 31

lizard lizard, double lizard, as if, what ever, get the picture? Yuh.

Anything is possible at zombo com

How does an Apparition brag? 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

How it started/How it’s going

Why do we sing “imma LITTLE teapot..” when we’re becoming the biggest teapots in the world?

Hey! Do a backflip!