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½ of barnes and noble

@SHIELDRETIRED

Steve Rogers (he/him); former Captain, still a protector. 🏳️‍🌈 Insert equally schmaltzy quote about @KIDCOMMANDO here.

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𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵. › post-Endgame AU where Steve retired in the present day after giving Sam the shield › portrayal is a mix of MCU, comics & headcanons › muse is queer and Jewish
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// I haven't seen atsv but my love is hyperfixated on it so it kinda feels like I have /lh
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// i've seen all of hobie's scenes though, i lov him
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ᅠ 𝕸͟.ᅠ (ᅠatsvᅠspoilersᅠ). (@SPIDERSPLICED) profile pictureᅠ 𝕸͟.ᅠ (ᅠatsvᅠspoilersᅠ).@SPIDERSPLICED8 Jun 2023
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-⠀ ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ⠀ ⠀
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𝑾.𝑾.𝑾@wadepccI13 Apr 2022
"Why are you looking here? You gotta check the bio for more." ☠ You know him, you love him, you fantasize about him, or you wanna kiII him. ☠ 95% an actual account 6% a cry for help. ☠ Looking for SLs ☠ RT this or i'll find you ☠ More info below #ᴄʀxᴢʏ
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Finally got my account unlocked, about damn time. What'd I miss?
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stretched across the couch with his feet in @DEATHVEINED's lap, frowning thoughtfully at a wedding magazine
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stevebucky quote bot@stevebuckybot5 Mar 2023
even when i had nothing, i had bucky.
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// sigh. end of an era i guess
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Y'want me to bring anything else? I'll probably grab something to eat on my way down there.
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It's always fun misusing slang in front of the young'uns just to watch them cringe.
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No ideas in the tank right now, but I can offer coffee and company?
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// continuing my mentally ill nosedive into the valorant verse, feel free to follow me here!
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BARNES.@KIDCOMMANDO14 Feb 2023
Roses are red, violets are blue "Just go! Get out of here!"
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Always ❤️
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-ˋˏ 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ *:･ﾟ (@TEMPESTFRACTURE) profile picture-ˋˏ 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ *:･ﾟ@TEMPESTFRACTURE14 Feb 2023
Who is both daring and brave?
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// new muse, new verse, same mental illness
𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒏.ᐟ (@SPYSGAZE) profile picture𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒏.ᐟ@SPYSGAZE8 Feb 2023
𝑵𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒓𝒚. → lit/desc portrayal of ᴀᴍɪʀ ᴇʟ ᴀᴍᴀʀɪ, the agent better known as ᴄʏᴘʜᴇʀ. MV/MS, MDNI. bisexual muse, ships with chemistry.
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// maybe if i say stevetony three times in a mirror danno will appear
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daily stevetony@dailystevetony7 Feb 2023
tony is wearing the iron man armor but pretends he's someone else. steve knows him too well to be fooled. avengers v1 #314
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best of steve rogers@beststeverogers7 Feb 2023
"i'm a hero, not a politician! i don't argue jurisdiction while lives are in danger!" marvel team-up v1 #106
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