@SHGGR

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein

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Joined September 2010
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They called 911 about a "dangerous pack of dogs." This is what police found when they showed up. 😊
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I am not going to say conspiracy! However ....... there was signs 🤣🤣🤣 @Rupertbell
Sarmo@sarm0161Jul 29
“Can the trainer and jockey of every single fucking horse please come to the stewards room”
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Queen 💝
@myqueenhachiJul 12
Bro used guided missile as his last resort 😭 📽 HOT SHOT 2
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Great film
Every Movie Plug
@everymovieplugJun 23
We need hilarious movies like these back 😂
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Simon Hagger retweeted
chaotic memes
@memechaoticMay 15
Granny just like me fr 😭
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What most of Scientists Really Say About Climate Change?
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What a boyo 🤣🤣
internet hall of fame
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That's what bros are for 😭
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Love this film its hilarious
Love Classical Music and Movies 🎺🎻💖🎥🎬
@AlexTran677026Mar 26
"Top Secret!" (1984) is super silly and funny. This is a classic action comedy parody film by the trio Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker (the team behind Airplane! and The Naked Gun). Val Kilmer plays the lead role – this is also his film debut.
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Woke up in a great mood, dancing round kitchen with wife. Lovely Day, seven wonders, Dreams so far, oh and Soolaimon. Loving life
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
@HumansNoContextJan 7
That’s so precious
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Wtf grow up
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@TheEXECUTlONER_13 Dec 2025
I can’t even imagine ever doing that with my mom or my kids doing this to me. Make her wash all of them by hand, she’ll figure it out. I would have been afraid to act like that with my mom. My kids would be there all night until it was done.
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Frau Katinka  Bumsbudenaufsicht, Ihr Arschkrampen@FrauKatinka5 Dec 2025
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Görüntü yapay zekâ aracıyla hazırlanmış, gerçek bir TV programından değil. x.com/malumatfurusor…
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Anticommie
@QueenAnticommie5 Dec 2025
Can ya still skip…..
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Should of come for it Horvath but what a performance so far, if we get the other 2 signings we will look a little better. Just want heart in each game #justkeepbattling #swfc
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Who the fuck is cutting onions in my front room 🥺🥺
Restoring Your Faith in Humanity
@HumanityChad24 Oct 2025
Principal goes out of his way to give a student's mom her dying wish to see her son graduate 🫶
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What a 2nd half this is, we are dominant just cant get equaliser. But tbh its about the bigger picture 27k on ground Chansiri gone. Let's find a buyer and attack in Jan to stay up if we dont we smash League 1. #swfc
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I am here for this level of pettiness. Love it
Dr Grace O'Malley "Mendacious chaos agent"@MalleyNotagain29 Sep 2025
My level of petty Would I be the arsehole to use this to wake himself and the kids every morning?
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Iorfa had been class today, him and weaver look great together. Feel Weaver could be our John Terry 18 through to whenever. @swfc
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Men, Stop doubting your worth🔥
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Pederson will be a better manager then Rhol in time, he will grow the way he looking after these young guns is class. He will be lauded by the #swfc faithful and when we get a new owner we will flourish. Up the Owls
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