β € π„πŒππ„π‘πŽπ‘ β•± ππŽπ–π’π„π‘ .ᐟ πŸ’’ β €

πŸπŸ– + | dead dove πŸ•Š.
Joined December 2018
β € β­’Λš. π†π€π‹π€π‚π“πˆπ‚ π‚πŽπππ”π„π‘π„π‘ ; a π“π˜π‘π€ππ“ among tyrants. the space-faring emperor harvesting and collecting all the plunders of his universe, ππŽπ–π’π„π‘ .ᐟ β €
β € π˜πŽπ”π‘ ππ‘πˆππ‚π„π’π’ πˆπ’ 𝐈𝐍 𝑴𝒀 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄 β €
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Princess... I made dinner...
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". . . was 'e handsome?" Powerful? Commanded respect? Maybe a legion or three?
β€œGood show of your beastly attitude. However, these aren’t scary threats to me. Flavorish, unique. But I’ve heard worse from a man with a square for a mustache. You two are -almost- alike.”
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"Sounds dumb, stupid, n' πƒπ”πŒπ." First of all. And second, "We'd eat yer' race alive. 'Specially yer' pasta-slaves." He assumes, probably, that Mario leads either all humans or.. specifically Italians. He doesn't like either much. Save for a few.
β€œ Mhm, and I’d turn you and your 8 accidents into a clothing line. In my world, we have a phrase called β€˜age like fine wine’, the beverage β€˜wine’ being able to last many years. Longer the years, better the taste. β€œ
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Β° 𝐓𝐇' ππˆπ†π†π„π’π“ 𝐍' 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 retweeted
trying to convince my friends to go to this place with me one day so we can eat some bullshit
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If I didn' wanna' keel you n' flay ya' till' I get bored, I coulda' kept you as a dog. Yer' funny, lil' weird, n' I think you can make some meatballs, but that ship done sailed ages ago❗️ . . . what'sitmean❓
β€œ This-a running gag of simple phrases flying over your head will never not be funny. β€œ
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β€œOooh I’m in the most popular PVP game of the decade, whaaa β€” IT SHOULDA’ BEEN ME πŸ—£οΈ πŸ—£οΈ ‼️‼️”
β€œCan’t wait for people to make me do stupid zesty Fortnite dances soon. You can tell by my voice. I genuinely cannot wait for that.”
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Β° 𝐓𝐇' ππˆπ†π†π„π’π“ 𝐍' 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 retweeted
β € 𝐀𝐍 π€π”πƒπˆπ„ππ‚π„? with the king n' queen? π™—π™šπ™©π™©π™šπ™§ 𝙣 𝙀𝙩 𝙛π™ͺπ™˜π™  π™©π™π™žπ™¨ π™ͺπ™₯. β €
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Β° 𝐓𝐇' ππˆπ†π†π„π’π“ 𝐍' 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 retweeted
GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. i don't mean to jump into conclusions early, but!!! i think it's mutual!!!!! CALL ME CRAZY. I THINK IT MIGHT BE MUTUAL!!!!
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Β° 𝐓𝐇' ππˆπ†π†π„π’π“ 𝐍' 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 retweeted
awwhhh, who's my favorite bloodhound? who's best at ripping people to shreds? is it you? are you my favorite piece of weaponry? yes you are! you're the best at goring people in the whooooole company! *ruffles your fur a bunch*
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β € THE HELL’S THAT MEAN, HUH❓❗️ DON’T START TALKIN’ ITALIAN ON ME πŸ«΅πŸ—£οΈ β €
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