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This Jalen hurts story might be worst medical malpractice in nfl history this is crazy
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The NFC East has become the first division in NFL history to be winless for two consecutive weeks where every team played. Two of the teams even played each other 💀
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This is the publicly known Jalen Hurts timeline: • The team says he was cleated in the calf vs. the Rams in Week 4 but didn't ask for treatment until a few days later, practicing in full in between. • After the #Eagles flew to London, an ultrasound found a superficial blood clot in his calf. Doctors still cleared him to play. • However, the night before the game, he spent time in the hospital and was told not to sleep because it was a risk. He played the full game without much sleep. • He then took the roughly 7-8 hour flight from London back to Philly and started practicing in full that week. Speaking to the media, Hurts called it a "very unique experience" but didn't want to get into details. • A follow-up ultrasound then showed the clot had moved, and he was ruled out for Week 6. • Further testing has now diagnosed him with deep vein thrombosis and blood clots in both lungs. He's on blood thinners and expected to miss the rest of the season.
Why on earth was Jalen Hurts allowed to play in London vs. the Jaguars?
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Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
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Tom Pelissero, the source cited, later clarified after speaking to Jalen Hurts' agent that Hurts was able to sleep after hospital evaluation and felt rested to play. x.com/TomPelissero/s… cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen… sportingnews.com/us/nfl/philade…
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niggas be like “my life is a movie” and the whole time the movie is
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"why cant berserk have a proper anime" Shit look like this
some pages in Berserk will have u convinced that Miura sacrificed a good couple decades of his lifespan to draw like that
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every youtube video in 2026
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What kind of fuck ass country has multi generational school shooting survivor families
Mom who survived school shooting coaches son through Oregon attack: 'Please be as quiet as possible' trib.al/0dxoVCa
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$30 of “free pizza” in exchange for
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#BREAKING: A father shot and killed the Silver Rail Elementary school shooter —police scanner.
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Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.
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opera gx when you dont install their spyware
minecraft players when you dont want to install a 40 gigabyte modpack to play for 2 days
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Watch the Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer, featuring the debut of “Flower in a Hurricane" from original score composers Justice feat. Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard. Grand Theft Auto VI arrives November 19: rockstargames.com/VI/ps5
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Gay people when you turn off the Among Us show
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White people when you ask them to add spices to their food
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mexicans when you ask them whats the best drink
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mexicans when you try to throw away a plastic bag from the grocery store
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mexicans when u bring up that every single family member does in fact have mental illness
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White people when you call their hazel eyes brown
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brazilian people when you turn off chaves on the tv
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