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It’s so satisfying to see my work on a big screen
Ty @Phoelix_MD and @AppleMusic
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Idc, this is a Parson’s hate account. They treat their workers like shit & violate labor laws 🥱
I walked to Parson’s for my chicken sandwich fix and saw a whole lot of blue!
Parsons in Logan Square (only) is turning blue today for a cute pop-up from 3-8 p.m. in partnership with/ FX to celebrate The Bear’s new season. @TheBearFX
On the free menu: banana pudding & soda.
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Also Twitter suggested I post my #newprofilepic
I would rather listen to petty v tell a story then watch reality TV
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Where are the AI’s rn??? Why can’t they fix the @southwest software issue? Oh right… they’re busy making AI art for all of you sheep willing to pay for a unrealistic Snapchat filtered photo of yourself.
I love walking up to a bitch that I’ve heard nothing good about and saying “aw ive heard so much about you!!”
It does not matter how clear and specific the delivery instructions are-
Doordash drivers everytime:
I wish I could just play iPhone games with a bot tbh… mfs be taking hours & sometimes even days to play a bitch back in 8 Ball☹️
It’s crazy that God randomly just one day was like -ima add some cappin’corns into the mix & they’re going to be the most delicate, fragile and difficult people to deal with.
and y’all be wondering why im not an animal person
After seeing a rooster latch itself onto @SGFuehring’s shirt as a child and proceed to attempt to peck her face, I’m taking the gorilla & sword every time















