International man of misery. Fiction, history, Linux, hamsters. A bit Socialist. Atheist. Personal account. My words, my thoughts.
Nottingham, England
Joined April 2009
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Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
I don't mean to cross-stitch, but I have the same username over on that sewing site. Come say "hi" if you see this. ❤️
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
This is by no means complete and possibly not in order. I present to you our Chancellor Jeremy Hunt a 🧵
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
I'm not sure I have the words to explain how I feel. I've not long got off the phone to a client. She is 68yrs old she is sat in her house with 3 hot water bottles & 2 blankets on her because she is too scared to put the heating on. I fluffing hate this gov #ToriesOut137
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
Is there anything more hilariously disingenuous than a wealth hoarding billionaire who is also a tremendously shitty leader acting like he cares about "the will of the people"
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the cunts.”
Chancellor @Jeremy_Hunt leaves Number 11 to deliver the Autumn Statement to the @HouseofCommons at 11:30. Watch live on our channels or a BSL version on @UKParliament.
ALT A floor level shot of Jeremy Hunt walking out of Number 11 on his way to deliver the Autumn Statement. Autumn Leaves can be seen on the floor.
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
Every immigrant worker in Britain pays more tax here than Lord Rothermere does. But the Daily Mail knows that.
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
Still the best thing on the internet. youtu.be/18ik7ToMtxs
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
The only thing this total lump of git should be running for is half an hour per day in the exercise yard.
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
Bravo pour votre français @SuellaBraverman 👏👏
Langue que vous avez apprise vous-même pendant 2 ans à la Sorbonne grâce au programme Erasmus - avant de vous battre bec et ongle pour que les jeunes britanniques d'aujourd'hui ne puissent plus faire de même ...
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:
DAY 1 – ARRIVAL
![Elon Musk @elonmusk Entering Twitter HQ - let that sink in! [video of him arriving at twitter carrying a heavy porcelain sink] Elon Musk Replying to @elonmusk Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhkMaQqUYAIuMWN.jpg?name=orig)
ALT Elon Musk @elonmusk Entering Twitter HQ - let that sink in! [video of him arriving at twitter carrying a heavy porcelain sink] Elon Musk Replying to @elonmusk Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
Happy Meldrew Point Day, David Boreanaz! You’ve reached 19,537 days old and hit Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the first airing of One Foot in the Grave. I don’t believe it!
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
Arresting journalists? Saw one copologist saying basically "ah, but if this really was a repressive state you wouldn't know it had even happened" like this isn't pour encourager les autres
theguardian.com/media/2022/n…
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
Story Time.
Imagine a bar with open mike comedy night.
Sometimes a comedian will go to the open mike and do well. So they start going more often.
Then they start getting a following, more people start going to the bar just to listen to them.
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
You know what, British Museum cataloguer? Maybe this artist was doing their best. Maybe it was their first go at dolphins. Maybe they've never even SEEN a dolphin up close. Maybe painting dolphins onto a pot is harder than it looks. God, everyone's a critic.
Eliot 'Dukov' Earle retweeted
3/ If the problem is people choosing the UK as their preferred asylum destination, then the policy solution is to make life in the UK so terrible even the appeal of the language and relatives doesn't outweigh it.
Note sure that's possible, but Tories are trying, bless them.