Ok that's it for me. #HappyFestivus, Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays to all of you. I hope you enjoyed this years Festivus tweets and I hope you enjoy time with your family and friends during the holiday season.

And make Mexico pay for it.

Omg do NOT tell POTUS that some other guy from Queens created his own holiday. He will have to create the biggest BEST MOST PERFECT holiday you’ve ever seen.

Back to POTUS for a minute. I get teary eyed on Festivus when I think that it was created by Frank Costanza, and that Trump is President. It just shows you that a loud mouth from Queens who airs his grievances constantly can do or be ANYTHING in this world! You can do it too kids

I’m kidding stoners. Don’t @ me.

I feel responsible though because after all of this, he became “Cocaine Mitch.” So maybe Cannabis is a gateway drug after all...

He was very concerned that people could smoke hemp and get high (you can’t). I told him well maybe but it would have to be the size of a telephone pole. I think he’s still confused.

Congress does do some good things. For example, I partnered with Mitch McConnell over the last few years to legalize hemp, which has been a pretty big success. But you should have seen the first meeting we had where I explained what hemp was to Mitch

If that last sentence made any sense whatsoever to you, congratulations!!! You’re crazy enough to run for Congress!

Don’t worry though, these guys are all over the problem of young people smoking. They want to stop 14 year olds from vaping, so they raised the age to legally vape or smoke from 18 to 21...

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