Yes I made a trip to see the Filipinos once. I rested for two nights in a place called Quezon City. The locals were enamored, the brown king they called me

📍 sf dive bar

I scrape pieces of iron of the bay bridge and sell it for profit to the tightwads

Collecting blocks from SF Tech Twitter like the infinity stones

The Chinese, much like the Mexican, have great respect for the machine. This will have many effects on the next century

im not a ‘gamer’ you bigot, im a person of play

My first initiative as police chief is to put @growing_daniel down like a dog on market street

When I was 13 I downloaded the low orbital ion cannon and tried to boot a Vietnamese family off of the internet after their son betrayed my Minecraft faction

I told em the Indian guys uber gave me a headache and they acted like I hung Da Vinci

There is a wasian mob spawner on the 3rd floor of salesforce tower in San Francisco

I beat Seahawks legend Russel Wilson within an inch of his life in 2012, he won’t tell you that one though

She ask how I can be so ignorant, I said calmly

They’re saying they never saw a Jewish man move like this, I said facts

God have mercy on me, a retard

I laid that pipe guided by Judeo Christian values

Winning the powerball, claiming it anonymously and the only statement I’m providing is “I’m putting together a team”

I hit the dougie and they go noooo man he’s just a kid

are you fw me now Mr krabs

my first night leaving the city I spent hours howling at the moon and stars

my last baseball game in Uruguay they were recruiting young boys for the Atlanta braves in the stand