HOW MANY MOTHER FUCKING RETWEETS FOR U GUYS TO MAKE THESE??? @goldencorral

MY FOOD COMES OUT SOOOO MUCH BETTER IF MY HAIR IS IN A PONYTAIL WHILE I COOK

THE ONLY THING I MISS IS BOWLING AT SHATTO

HOW MANY RETWEETS FOR U GUYS TO MAKE THESE REAL? @Pepto

HOW MANY RETWEETS FOR YALL TO MAKE THESE? @olivegarden

EVERY CORPORATION SHOULD MAKE SLIDES I WANT THEM ALL I WANT OLIVE GARDEN SLIDES I WANT PEPTO BISMAL SLIDES I WANT TGI FRIDAYS SLIDES I WANT SMART & FINAL SLIDES THAT IS THE WORLD I WANT TO LIVE IN

DATELINE NBC LOVES TO SAY “JAILHOUSE SNITCH” AT LEAST ONCE EVERY EPISODE

IM SURPRISED FRED WILLARD DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE HE WAS OLD

LIFE HACK IF U GO TO PRISON CUT OFF UR HANDS THEY CAN NOT CUFF YOU

BRANDS B LIKE CHECKOUT THIS JACKET MADE OUT OF BANDANAS. EVERYBODY STARTS DROOLING O MY GODDDDD BANDANASSSSS GROUNDBREAKING WOWWWWW MUST COP 🤷‍♂️

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CURT HENNIG MR PERFECT WAS THE BEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME

THE BEST KIND OF LETTUCE IS TACO BELL LETUCE ALSO SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS “ICEBERG”

THAT NEW SUPREME DIABETES TEST KIT IS STRAIGHT UP FIRE