@Melissafach.bsky.social Lead SEO Content Manager Kelley Blue Book & Autotrader. Aspie Mom. Fan of Kindness, Cats, Star Wars, the BUCS, & Superman.

Sarasota Florida
Joined April 2008
OMG! Look at what’s happening in LA! Someone call the National Guard! Oh, wait… My bad. 😬 #DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE
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Trump is sending 2,000 National Guard troops into LA County — not to meet an unmet need, but to manufacture a crisis. He’s hoping for chaos so he can justify more crackdowns, more fear, more control. Stay calm. Never use violence. Stay peaceful.
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The California National Guard wasn’t even deployed in Los Angeles yet when this rant was posted. Facts matter.
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I think many of us came back to Twitter for the same reason and I am thrilled.
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Okay, @GoDaddy, you and Goggins won the Super Bowl commercial game. #SuperBowlLIX
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I don’t know why anytime a business uses @UPS, UPS tells you that your package is out for delivery and you have to be home to sign for it and then they never show up. Sat here all day.
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Come for the lateral, stay for the hit 💪 📺: #MIAvsNYJ on FOX 📱: atnfl.co/watch
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Moments like this in the stadium 🔥 @Buccaneers @MikeEvans13_
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1,000 yards again. And quite a party.
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Netflix soooo failed. We waited forever for this! And all of it is frozen. Sometimes it turns on but most of the time no. Why @netflix?
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Hey @netflix you needed better servers for this fight!
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Melissa Fach 🇺🇦 retweeted
Getting clarity here. There is NO limit to onside kicks attempted. Has to be in 4th quarter and you have be trailing, but other than that you can do as many onside kicks as you'd like. One of the rule proposals had a limit of two onside kick attempts, but it didn't pass.
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Me, getting ready to give one of my legs to Mike Evans and the other leg to Chris Godwin:
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Most irritating part of @XfinitySupport is finally getting a human & they insist on arguing that your personal model is to blame for 20 minutes. Then they look it up & see it is the whole neighborhood for the 5 time today. Happens every time!
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And in tonight’s call, I even asked if my modem was responsible for all of the neighbors being without TV and Internet, and she said, “yes.” Wasted my time. Two days ago it took an hour for a guy to agree something was wrong. @XfinitySupport
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Another no @Xfinity internet night because they told me they had to send me a new secure modem. I said fine, so they shipped me one today & THEN cut the current modem off at like 9pm. Been on the phone for an hour waiting for a fix. @XfinitySupport, wasted evening for me.
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Hurricane Milton - Frontier tv & WiFi remained up for most folks despite loss of power. @XfinitySupport has gone down through 3 storms. Never answer a phone. They don’t provide updates. People need local news to find gas and supplies. Changing to frontier when this is over.
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Melissa Fach 🇺🇦 retweeted
FHP Troopers rescued a dog left tied to a pole on I-75 near Bruce B Downs Blvd this morning. Do NOT do this to your pets please…
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