Junior fall first time going to class with a SEC home win. War damn

I’d be a terrible parent the second my kid starts crying boom weed gummy to the dome knock the fucker out

I have wisely used my internship to try new brands of nicotine pouch 1. Lucy breakers mango 2. Smooth ons 3. Wild berry velo 4. On+ mint ($2.31) 5. Smooth zyn 6. Rogue winter green

What are the chances nicotine pouches give all of us gum cancer in 30 years

Anyone experiment with a 20 gauge x Tailing redfish? These niggas got lock jaw

If every Jew was an accounting professor the holocaust would’ve been justified

Life is about keeping a good ratio between moments you feel like the man and moments you feel like a loser. Both are crucial

Goal: get drunk enough to become Ryan Switzer tonight

Is sniffing the ground like scrolling reels for dogs?

Thank you grandma for the $25 visa! Can’t imagine what I will possibly buy

I shamelessly berate any ai that gets something wrong

When you drop a miss in a group chat and your one friend still reacts, that’s a real nigga

There’s 2 kinds of broke, one with a gallon a milk in my fridge to chug and one without, option 2 is hell

I be in that bath #squeakyclean

Now that’s a #realnigga

This Saturday I will be topping Bossman Dlows “best day ever” stay tuned

I try not to question the man upstairs but what in the fuck was he thinking making black women

If I have to see the little spic with the speaker from Mcneese it’s gonna be a problem

I feel like I’ve been here before

I’ll see someone comment on a brain rot reel and be like what could you possibly have to say about this video of tung tung tung sahur notti boppin