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Unfortunately 'I was eating alcoholically' has permanently entered my lexicon
John Goodman reveals what sparked his major weight loss transformation after nearly 400 pounds - 'I was eating alcoholically' trib.al/zik9Wjw
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Your relationship with yourself cannot be built entirely around improvement. At some point, you have to become someone you are allowed to enjoy being. You get to be proud of who you are. Present tense.
Very close to home.😳
A woman in Los Angeles’ Westchester neighborhood says she’s terrified after a man was captured on surveillance video climbing over her backyard fence and peering through her windows for several minutes while she was home alone. ktla.com/news/local-news/los…
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I used to think high school drama was bad.... Wait till you get a job with unhappy adults
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“Talvez um dia nos casemos,
tenhamos filhos,
se eles se parecerem comigo,
serão poetas.
Se se parecerem com você, meu amor,
serão poemas”.
Mahmoud Darwish, poeta e escritor.
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The meme lives on. I am getting myself and 4 kids packed for five nights away and my husband is literally CUTTING TREE BRANCHES RIGHT NOW
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Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.
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Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games
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Gotye spent almost four minutes telling the world how badly his ex treated him in “Somebody That I Used to Know.”
Then Kimbra appeared and calmly explained that he wasn’t exactly innocent either.
Bro invited his ex onto his own breakup song and gave her a microphone to defend herself.
That’s not a duet. That’s a court hearing with background music.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
They never dated
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