frustrated idealist / pizza enthusiast / your friend. (I basically just RT things at this point, sorry.)

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Joined August 2013
still waiting for the macarthur genius grant to give me 625,000 dollars so i can write a musical about a rock that gains consciousness and desperately, annoyingly desires to be "alive and moist" (title of the musical)
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rest in peace
hello, i was the admin of DiscussingFish. I don't know exactly why I was suspended and am currently trying to figure out why, but i'm sure one of my posts justified it. Here is proof of account ownership
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this has reminded me of during covid when bob odenkirk and david cross organised a parody of the gal gadot imagine video with weird al's eat it
Can't think of a song that has dive bombed in critical acclaim during my lifetime like John Lennon's "Imagine"
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I wish it was more common knowledge that almost all regulations exist because companies weren’t doing these things on their own and bad things were happening because of it.
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to which is exactly why we need government regulations
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“We’re doing 19 watergates a day” is not a good thing
JD Vance: "I think Nixon's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy."
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this is one of the funniest things ever done on a talk show and I remain jealous that he thought of it and had the opportunity that I never will
Jimmy Vivino, hit me
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I think part of what makes this account’s work so satisfying is they are doing a form of pattern recognition that is computerlike in many ways but actually requires a soul to pull off. Proof humans are still on top
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There’s a part in the book White Noise where the characters talk about losing their identity once they’ve aged out of being the primary demo for advertisements and marketing.I think about that every time I see nostalgia porn videos because they’re always just ads for old products
It's rare that AI video makes me feel any emotion. But these "nostalgiamaxxing videos" really do capture what it's like to grow up in the 90's Credit: homeforchristmasofficial
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The real reason I’m upset about no phone at Phoebe Bridgers shows is that I know Alex G is going to play this song every night just to spite the people who can’t afford tickets
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The clip in question.
How has no one clipped the part of the Lorne documentary where Mulaney tells a story about Lorne accepting anything you give him because Terry Melcher forgot to give Charles Manson his demo tapes and bill Hader is sitting next to him laughing his ass off?
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what kind of duck is this
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I’m obsessed with this podcast where the guys look like they’re going to be debating acceptable body count for women but then they’re just talking about gardening
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“There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.”
California farmers to destroy 420,000 peach trees following Del Monte bankruptcy sfgate.com/centralcoast/arti…
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Two straight minutes of Conan bullying Jack McBrayer Aka Kenneth the Page and Jack for staying straight the entire time to set Conan up for more bits. Casual high level improv. Also peep Jon Hamm just watching amusingly from the sidelines.
I spend a lot of time thinking about Conan O'Brien Can't Stop, the documentary about the tour he did after leaving The Tonight Show. It portrays him as someone who actively wants to smash his head into a wall every moment he's not allowed to perform or be creative
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it’s even worse than it sounds. this went on for two years, and ultimately they banned her from MSG for the crime of being trans in public (and potentially on broadcast television).
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"You need to understand that Sam can never be trusted." "He is a sociopath. He would do anything." - Aaron Swartz on Altman, shortly before he took his own life
This is a very good, very long piece. Excerpting some of the new/juicy bits (but you should read the whole thing!)
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Remember my reporting last fall that I had learned on a DC trip that btw 30-40% of Gen Z DC conservatives are Groypers, or Groyper-adjacent? New Antonia Hitchens piece in NYer quotes a TRUMP OFFICIAL saying it's closer to 75%. See below; full story here: newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…
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