Sales Professional, Boston Sports Enthusiast, Dad of wonderful twin boys. Ruffles are my kryptonite
Boston, MA
Joined July 2010
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Shawn Crossman retweeted
The entire issue that The Onion put out after 9/11 was incredible. Those who didn’t live through it can’t imagine what it was like to have a good laugh after that. “Hijackers Surprised to Find Selves in Hell” is etched into my memory.
this onion article is somehow the most haunting and tender piece of media to come out of 9/11
Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American-Flag Cake
theonion.com/not-knowing-wha…
Shawn Crossman retweeted
Across 253 CoCo sessions, 23-35% of agent turns were rediscovering what the team already knew. One pattern recurred in 24 separate sessions.
In another study, Experience Cards distill review-rich merged PRs into seven-field local memory, retrieved at review time. Recall +4.6 to 7.8pp, cents per PR.
The full writeup 👉 bit.ly/46A9zxh
Shawn Crossman retweeted
We are in the midst of a once-in-a-lifetime technology shift, and @Snowflake sits right at the center of the AI revolution.
Our Q2 results reflect the incredible speed and urgency with which our team is executing:
📈 Product revenue reached $1.49B (+37% YoY)
🤝 692 net customer adds
❄️ 14,554 total customers on the AI Data Cloud
↔️ Non-GAAP operating margin up 400+ bps YoY to 15%
Shawn Crossman retweeted
The Larry Bird quadruple-double: 25 points, 10 rebounds, 10 assists, and 12 ounces.
Great example of Snowflake helping make marketing measurement more connected.
Omnicom is using Snowflake to securely bring together cross-platform campaign data, giving marketers better visibility into reach, frequency, and performance.
Check it out ⬇️ sprou.tt/1zch3VEFzgH
Shawn Crossman retweeted
Only four times in NBA history has a player led the league in scoring, won the MVP, led the playoffs in scoring, won playoff MVP, and was 1st Team All-Defensive.
Career leaderboard:
Michael Jordan, 4
Everyone else who ever lived, 0
Still opening 5 tabs to get work done? That’s the problem.
Snowflake Intelligence brings questions, context, and action into one governed experience.
See the latest updates: snowflake.com/en/blog/snowfl…
What happens when you give a champion like Gracie Gold Snowflake Intelligence? 🥇
See how we’re helping U.S. Figure Skating turn data into a winning edge. ❄️
Check it out: snowflake.com/en/product/sno…
Shawn Crossman retweeted
.@TeamUSA didn't just evolve—they engineered a comeback. From the 1800s, when lumberjacks raced wooden planks to the elite athletes chasing down gold medals, the tools of the trade have shifted. Today, Snowflake is the Official Data Collaboration Provider for Team USA. 🏔️
In a sport where every millisecond is a calculated risk, @USABS is turning massive performance metrics into podium finishes with the Snowflake AI Data Cloud. ❄️
Learn more: bit.ly/4ai8eOq
Team USA is redefining Skeleton - a game of margins. They’re now using data collaboration via Snowflake’s AI Data Cloud to turn complex data into simple, actionable insights on the track. It’s amazing to see data drive this kind of performance.
Shawn Crossman retweeted
Derek Stingley Jr. when facing targets of 20+ air yards since the start of 2024:
vs. Kayshon Boutte: 2 targets, 2 receptions allowed, 72 yards, 2 TD
vs. all other WRs: 34 targets, 2 receptions allowed, 86 yards, 1 TD
Shawn Crossman retweeted
Extremes: The Patriots have more takeaways in three quarters (5) than the Jets’ defense had in the entire season. #AFCDivisional
