@SCpatches

🇲🇽🇸🇻 Chris / Patches • HE/THEY • Sports, anime, games, rock/metal, in that order • Bucket hats & shit soccer takes 🍉

 Hecho en Los Angeles
Joined December 2012
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Mr Burns finding out about his cube
claret & boobs@manuelfranzini
Sep 27
what the hell has happened to my parcel
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Fun fact: if you win 2 games the browns fan base will forgive u for raping at least 27 women
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They’ll be finally able to trade 🥹❤️‍🩹 #Art #Pokemon
Drewworks
@ahenley17
Sep 30
RetroSync is coming worldwide in early December! 🎉 Connect your original Game Boy Advance to compatible Pokémon games on Nintendo Switch and use supported wireless features like trading and battling. Product details + FAQ: b1u1if-0e.myshopify.com/prod… #GBA #Pokemon #Switch
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Lucy Rohden@lucy_rohden
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in a week where violence against women has been such a heavy conversation to bring this shit out is fucking disgusting
NFL on Prime Video
@NFLonPrime
22h
Ahead of #TNFonPrime, @TaylorRooks sat down to chat with Browns QB Deshaun Watson
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adi@_adilenne
20h
He’s a rapist
Jason@BATFORCELEGENDS
20h
Watson is looking good so far. Good for him
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𝙱@brooklynxny
Oct 1
yall are grown adults….please be fr…we are not in middle school
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I will be there no matter what
LAFC
@LAFC
22h
Mark your calendars for @hellokitty Night on 10/14! Don’t miss out on the sweetest activities, supercute concession items, and more. Get your tickets now at lafc.me/46w53Qn
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My 9 albums or somethint. Last one snuck in there.
bobert | cr: umineko@bobertWignard
Oct 1
This was hard asf. Honestly everything outside the top row is negotiable
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EggBot@eggbotnic
Oct 1
yeah bro I'm working on your commission in fact it's almost done right now
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Everyone from my university posting “repost if you’re against rape” on instagram
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THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON
Patches@SCpatches
Jul 31
You know what? Yeah fuck it I don’t care anymore.
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People are mad at this? Have you never seen a single sports team hire within for an interim coach after the head coach gets fired midseason?
LAFC
@LAFC
Oct 1
LAFC appoints Xavi Tamarit as Interim Head Coach. 🔗 lafc.me/4hvlKR6
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Tom Bogert
@tombogert
Oct 1
mike tomlin knows ball
Jackson Popkin@jackson_popkin
Oct 1
Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft city has an MLS stadium????
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NLexDS@lexiebu
Oct 1
pca in the postseason
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Major League Soccer
@MLS
Sep 30
Drop the most deep cut MLS player you can think of ⬇️
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۟@ruireaves
Sep 30
Why you little
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Strain42@Strain42
Sep 30
Sae: I never said that! Ren: Yeah, well I'm telling the story, and I wasn't there, so I just assume that's how it went down. Anyway, on Monday I ate at Big Bang Burger
Alpel@AlpelDokkan
Sep 29
CHILL BRO WTF
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Juan Vargas@agoodjuan
Sep 30
do better, @austinfc sacurrent.com/news/texas-new…

Woman banned from Austin FC games after wearing anti-ICE T-shirt on Hispanic Heritage night

The incident came less than a week after an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent in Austin shot Venezuelan migrant Wilber Rafael Garcés Perez in the back.

sacurrent.com
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