"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." - Hubert H. Humphrey

Papillion, NE
Joined April 2012
I've sneezed my way through a full box of kleenex in two days.
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Ryland Schweiss brings home some hardware from the state tournament! Congratulations on your 6th place medal and a great season Ryland!!!
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My son misread Daily Bugle as "Daily Bulge," out loud, when checking on a bit of Spider-Man trivia. I wonder what THAT logo would look like?
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From the stands, I shot five photos of my son after spotting him in the processional with his large graduating class. Realized later that I photographed someone else's kid by mistake.
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A woman called my cell looking for 'Jackie,' so I told her politely she was calling the wrong number. She called again. I texted her "Still not Jackie." She called again. And then AGAIN. No matter how many times you dial, I'm STILL not Jackie, lady!
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Saw a leaf on the floor someone had tracked in, so picked it up by the stem with my bare hands and discovered it was actually a hairball.
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You ever get that weird feeling like you're being watched?
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My yogurt fell off the spoon, hit my chin and...disappeared. I searched my chair, the floor, my clothes, even my bra. It's gone. 😲
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I pulled my son's missing sock out of my pantleg this morning. Was hoping it was going to be like Hermione's enchanted handbag, but no.
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One day late but still honoring my son Quinn, who has the rare metabolic disorder #hypophosphatasia Learn more: softbones.org/ hypophosphatasia.com/
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Looking for friends? The Nebraska Red Dawgs wheelchair basketball team found enough to play 5-on-5 at Papio La Vista South Saturday. Story about friendship and commitment tonight at 10 on @KETV.
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Kara Schweiss retweeted
The team is hoping this exhibition game will reach other kids that may not know wheelchair basketball exists. @AshlyWOWT reports. wowt.com/2022/01/30/nebraska…
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I want their life.
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Me, as we pass a Trex store on I-29: "There's the T-rex we stopped at last time." Teenage son: "Mom, that's Trex, not T-rex." I admit Trex (treks) makes a lot more sense. I admit I was a dumbass.
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So they're not saying, "Whoomp fat ass?" youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCm…
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My thoughts are with the Facebook addicts struggling to survive this tragic outage.
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One of the dumbest moments of my life: trying to use a soldering iron to fix my kid's glasses and accidentally melting the lens. At least I didn't set the garage on fire :/
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