are you gonna say โ the big ones hurt โ next?๐ง
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doll you want me SO bad it makes you look stupid.
youโre reaaal lucky i wantcha too.
( pressing a quick smooch to errolโs cheek )
now call me vile while i jack off sloppy style
eheheh, if anyoneโs layinโ it down here, itโs ME.
seriously, though. felt weird not havinโ someone breathinโ down my neck about how greasy and perverted i am. missed hearinโ your stupid preachinโ.
[ trying not to suffocate. trying to keep his cocky from wanting boing boing. failing at both. ]
ya think iโm big, doll? wanna see how big i really am ~
godifidierightnowdontsendmetoheavenjustkeepmerighthereheavenisrightheremmmfnghhh
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did โฆ you miss me?
probably not, eh? you ainโt had to deal with me in a while, got all rested up, huh? you enjoy your break from olโ tonโ?
( putting his hand on hankโs head. it may seem like heโs patting hank. but donโt be fooled. heโs holding hankโs head in place, against his boobs. )
my poor baby. sorry i wasnโt here to protect ya.
My stomach? It donโt have pockets.
[ Scratching his head. Maybe it does have pockets. It would explain how he can eat so much. ]
You callinโ me fat? Thatโs hot.
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[ Pausing. He stops kissing back; not because he doesnโt want to, but because he has a hard time thinking and canโt really multitask. ]
You โฆ want me to eat โem? Dunno, doll โฆ Tonโ ainโt that hungry โฆ
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oh โฆ oh, baby โฆ thatโs your jorkinโ arm, ainโt it? you poor thing, cmere. let papa tonโ kiss it all better.
( holding his arms out, making little grabby hands for hank )
Replying to @INTHOSEPANTS
well. uh.
( throwing a blanket he lays under over โ BOOM โ right arm is held in an orange and blue sling, wrapped in a cast. )
surprise !!!
if iโm insufferable, youโre sufferable. โcuz iโm IN ya.
( not wasting even a second, immediately DASHING forward and wrapping his arms around errol as tight as he can. he. wasnโt joking about possibly missing errol. )





























