are you gonna say โ€œ the big ones hurt โ€ next?๐Ÿ’ง
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you think itโ€™s short?๐Ÿ’ง
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๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป โœ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—น .แŸ retweeted
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THEY ๐๐”๐‘๐ US.
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doll you want me SO bad it makes you look stupid. youโ€™re reaaal lucky i wantcha too. ( pressing a quick smooch to errolโ€™s cheek ) now call me vile while i jack off sloppy style
..of course. You sure know all about โ€œlaying it down.โ€ Iโ€™m SO sure you miss getting off to me berating you. That will only continue, hence your return. Itโ€™s great to have you back, toolbox.
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eheheh, if anyoneโ€™s layinโ€™ it down here, itโ€™s ME. seriously, though. felt weird not havinโ€™ someone breathinโ€™ down my neck about how greasy and perverted i am. missed hearinโ€™ your stupid preachinโ€™.
( Sigh. ) Donโ€™t say that, Tony. Iโ€™ve been no more rested than Iโ€™ve been before your absence. And I canโ€™t say I ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฏโ€™๐˜ต miss you. Is that a sustainable answer? Or do you need me to.. โ€œlay it down plainlyโ€ as some would say.
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[ trying not to suffocate. trying to keep his cocky from wanting boing boing. failing at both. ] ya think iโ€™m big, doll? wanna see how big i really am ~ godifidierightnowdontsendmetoheavenjustkeepmerighthereheavenisrightheremmmfnghhh
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did โ€ฆ you miss me? probably not, eh? you ainโ€™t had to deal with me in a while, got all rested up, huh? you enjoy your break from olโ€™ tonโ€™?
( Dead silent, deeply exhaling before his arms wrap around Tony in return. As aggravated as he was, he could admit he missed the imbecile. Maybe not admit it out loud, though. )
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( putting his hand on hankโ€™s head. it may seem like heโ€™s patting hank. but donโ€™t be fooled. heโ€™s holding hankโ€™s head in place, against his boobs. ) my poor baby. sorry i wasnโ€™t here to protect ya.
it iiiis my jorking arm !!! ( genuinely burst into tears when sitting up and walking toward tony, leaning into him. )
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My stomach? It donโ€™t have pockets. [ Scratching his head. Maybe it does have pockets. It would explain how he can eat so much. ] You callinโ€™ me fat? Thatโ€™s hot.
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[ Pausing. He stops kissing back; not because he doesnโ€™t want to, but because he has a hard time thinking and canโ€™t really multitask. ] You โ€ฆ want me to eat โ€˜em? Dunno, doll โ€ฆ Tonโ€™ ainโ€™t that hungry โ€ฆ
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oh โ€ฆ oh, baby โ€ฆ thatโ€™s your jorkinโ€™ arm, ainโ€™t it? you poor thing, cmere. let papa tonโ€™ kiss it all better. ( holding his arms out, making little grabby hands for hank )
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well. uh. ( throwing a blanket he lays under over โ€” BOOM โ€” right arm is held in an orange and blue sling, wrapped in a cast. ) surprise !!!
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if iโ€™m insufferable, youโ€™re sufferable. โ€˜cuz iโ€™m IN ya. ( not wasting even a second, immediately DASHING forward and wrapping his arms around errol as tight as he can. he. wasnโ€™t joking about possibly missing errol. )
You are insufferable. Whatever, Tony. Make it quick and donโ€™t make it stranger than it already is.
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