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If President Biden really did order the assassination of Trump, there’s nothing anyone can do about it because he’s immune to any type of repercussions.
You guys pushed for it. We gave it to you. You can’t have it both ways.
So, what’s it called when you get a puncture by a needle, thorn, or the like? You know the word. Starts with a “P”, ends in a “CK” and has an “RI” in the middle. Apparently you can’t tweet that word. Because freedums.
We are going to make it a federal offense to spit your gum into a urinal. Justice Thomas went into the “little justice’s room” this morning and was greeted by a wad the size of his left nut. Are you people animals or something?!
Ok you pricks. We are going to make it a federal offense to spit your gum into a urinal. Justice Thomas went into the “little justice’s room” this morning and was greeted by a wad the size of his left nut. Are you people animals or something?!
Everyone keep your pants on. Yes we issued a stay regarding the abortion pill, but it’s only because we want to give the Libs false hope before we pull the rug out from underneath them.
We love Fox News but watching @dbongino tonight was especially painful for us. He needs to be foaming at the mouth more.
Just like Donald Trump if he runs into that pesky Constitutional amendment.
We should take a look at repealing that.
Reminder folks: one does not need to be a member of the House of Representatives to be Speaker of the House. So sayeth us. And so sayeth the Constitution.
TRUMP FOR SPEAKER? Watch Rep. Matt Gaetz Vote for the Former President trib.al/qYgWVTJ
We love you Margie (you’re an institution here in DC!) but not even WE are stupid enough to post stuff like this.
We cut states’ ability to regulate guns. We have states power to outlaw abortion. We cut the power of the EPA to regulate polluters.
For our next trick: pondering the “independent state legislature” theory!
In another big win for big business, we have today ruled that the EPA cannot regulate emissions from power plants. This opens the door for more coal-smoke-belching facilities to be built, further lowering your electric bill! #EPA #CleanAirAct
With todays ruling we have set additional precedence to further the goal of allowing prayer in school. Praise be! #SCOTUS #NotYourFathersSupremeCourt
We note that discarding embryos during IVF procedures can run afoul of the law now, depending on which state the fertility treatments take place.
Blessed be the fruit.
#RoeVsWade