𝙃𝘼𝙓𝙏𝙊𝙉 𝙎𝘼𝙇𝙀—

//TEMP PINNED LOL

RIGHT THEN. WHO TAUGHT THE ELDERLY HOW TO USE THE INTERNET

[ CRINKLES HIS HEAD LIKE A SODA CAN ]

//GOTTA LEAVE MY CELL IN THE CAR TO CHARGE BRB IN 2 HOURS SOBS

I WILL DO WHATEVER I BLOODY PLEASE!

IS THAT A BLOODY ROBOT

RIGHT! I GET IT NOW. BUT. WHY,

FIRST ONE TO TELL ME WHAT A GILF IS AND WHY OLE ADMINISTRATOR IS ONE GETS TO BE CEO OF MANN CO! JUST KIDDING. BUT I'LL GIVE YA A NICE LITTLE HAT FOR IT.

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS A GILF, MATE.

BIDWELL! GOOD TO SEE YA ROUND HERE. Thought you were dead for a while there!

[ crushes you like a soda can ] REAL FINE, MATE. AND YOU? :)

RIGHT THEN, WHAT'S ALL OF THIS

//SAXTON HALE VOICE //VIBE CHECK! *SHATTERS YOUR SKELETON LIKE A FRAIL PORCELAIN DOLL*

OH /YES!/ RIGHT THEN. WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST? SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!

—⁉️ WHUH— WHERE'D YOU GO?!

//WIPES A TEAR AWAY.. this verse, my beloved,

I HEARD MY NAME? PERFECT TIMING! I JUST FINISHED UP WITH THE BEARS.

[ SCREAMING AND RUNNING AT HIM, ALSO IN SLOW MOTION, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL— ]

NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE! COME HERE AND FIGHT ME, YOU MAN-EATING BASTARD!