Calgary, you came through and showed us the true Canadian ethos of rock and roll. Today we continue north to Edmonton as we make some jams at the legendary Starlite Room. See you there, fuckos. 📷: Teets

Calgary, we have returned to Canada and the Hotline is ringing. Will you answer? If so, we’ll see you tonight at Dickens as our adventure continues. 📷: @byphoebesophia

Boise, you came through and made our evening beautiful and overwhelmingly homosexual. A monumental shoutout to our friend @danbertnobacon of Chumbawamba for coming out to join us for a few songs. Our journey continues tomorrow in CANADA for shows in Calgary + Edmonton. 📷: Teets

SLC, you were anything but salty. You were savory in your reception to our jams. Hooray! TONIGHT IT IS TIME TO GET NOISY IN BOISE. Buckle up and grab your whiskey drinks, lager drinks, cider drinks, and prepare to sing the songs that remind you of the good times. 📷: Teets

DENVER. Tonight we come into your city of bears, mountains and marginally legal plants with one goal in mind: the full acquisition of your corneas and other eye meat towards the observation of our rock and roll.We’ll catch you tonight. TIX: buff.ly/bLV9E2r

Thanks St. Louis! Our journey continues tomorrow in Denver. 📷: Teets

Indianapolis, it was written in ancient texts hidden under your city that one day we would come. The prophecy was fulfilled last night. TODAY WE ARE IN ST. LOUIS. We are hoping to find St. Louis-shaped objects and feed them to our crows. 📷: Teets TIX: buff.ly/M2pDepe

CHICAGO. We came to you and demanded you provide us with the rock and roll. You fulfilled the prophecy and now the ghosts of our uncles can finally rest. TODAY WE ARE IN INDIANAPOLIS, which were pretty sure means “Big Indiana” in formal Latin. TIX: buff.ly/OjMSEGE

Cincinnati, you came to a building and watched us make noises on a stage. Thank you. It was good. TONIGHT WE ARE IN WEST CHICAGO AND EVERYONE SHOULD FEEL THE BEAUTIFUL TINGLE SPREAD THROUGH THEIR LIMBS. 📷: Teets TIX: buff.ly/tufIHM2

Orlando was sick, but we can’t get distracted by the siren song of Steamboat Willy. There’s a great big CINCINNATI out there just waiting for us to stick out fingers inside of it tonight. 📷: @Teets TIX: buff.ly/zcfr5ep

Tomorrow we bring our well packaged and shelf stable jams to CINCINNATI so that you may grab your allotted assortment and cram them into your gaping excitement holes. 📷: Anna Daugherty (1,2), Teets (3,4) TIX: buff.ly/zcfr5ep

We’re still buzzing from our hometown Atlanta show, but there’s no time for nostalgia when pressing matters like ORLANDO are at hand. Tonight we make our triumphant return to The Abbey as our devastating rock and roll adventure continues. 📷: Teets

We’ve been slowly spreading our filth across North America like a radioactive slug that makes music and sells t-shirts. Our adventure continues tomorrow in ORLANDO. Will we see you this month? Make a poor life decision and grab your tickets today! 🎥: Sergio Torres Morales

DC, you understood the assignment, read the syllabus, and came prepared to ace the rock and roll exam last night. Next up is DURHAM NORTH CAROLINA tonight at MOTORCO MUSIC HALL. Tix: buff.ly/kpiefkp

DC! See you at the Black Cat tonight. 🔥

ASBURY PARK NEW JERSEY, you better Asbury Park Your Butts At Our Show Tonight. We’ll be coming through your city prepared with Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen covers — as is your custom. We also might just only play our own music. 📷: Teets TIX: buff.ly/y8z2A18

PITTSBURGH. We came to your beautiful ironclad city and painted it in the juices of our rock and roll. We are now leaving and making you handle the cleanup. Our adventure continues tomorrow in ASBURY PARK, NJ. TIX: buff.ly/y8z2A18 📷: Teets

We spent our days off hanging around Pittsburgh licking doorknobs to gain the powers of the city’s steel mill workers. Bad news: we did not gain any new superpowers. Good news: we all have tetanus. Come join us tonight in COLUMBUS, OH. 📷: Teets Tix: buff.ly/dsQ9ofR

We’re hard at work traveling the nation and blanketing it with a thin but incredibly virulent ooze of rock pollen. Get ready to suckle out the honey from our pores. TIX: buff.ly/IH6sZmv 📷: @Teets