@SAMKisFUN
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Joined August 2014
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So many people don’t seem to understand this…
MC Squared@mcsquared34Oct 17
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Tua is the funniest QB ever he just jogged out there cleats untied wedgie in his butt and threw it directly to Kyle Hamilton and got right on the team bus
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Greg Vorse@GregVorseOct 10
MHJ can't even get proper separation from the Cardinals.
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Watching Daniel Jones at 8 am is even harder than I thought
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j@slayjayphSep 28
carly rae jepsen performing a 22 track set for 15 dollars because the festival she’s supposed to perform in got cancelled. she truly is doing it for the love of music and for her audience.
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would never relinquish my swiftie duties…but after 20 years sometimes you just have to say that’s nice honey and press play on state of grace.
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me
@twetsfypSep 21
life before this tweet……….
Sam Altman
@sama30 Nov 2022
today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com
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Getting Jameis Winston when you didn’t expect Jameis Winston is like going out for a quiet dinner and doing some cocaine.
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This is a clear first down* *unless you’re playing the Chiefs
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Having to listen to Collinsworth call a Mahomes game against your team should make you eligible for some sorta class action lawsuit against the NFL
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if i had 5 bullets and i was in a room with netanyahu, stalin, hitler, an IDF soldier, or cooper rush, im shooting cooper rush 5 times
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"Are you ready for your neo-psychedelic rock lessons? " Dua Lipa gulped. Miley Cyrus nodded. Magdalena Bay shuddered. Olivia Rodrigo blinked nervously. "Yes Carly Rae Jepsen," they all said in unison.
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How it feels being a James Cook fantasy owner and seeing Josh Allen QB sneaks
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Holy shit this goes all the way to the top
Bleacher Report
@BleacherReportSep 13
Falcons WR Olamide Zaccheaus will be Atlanta's emergency QB vs. the Steelers behind Cooper Rush and Jack Strand, per @adamschefter 🚨 Zaccheaus will also serve as the team's third-string RB, with Bijan Robinson and Brian Robinson as the only two active RBs 😮
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Bears vs Panthers for literally no reason:
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We probably won’t ever see anything like this for the rest of our lives
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My joie de vivre will babysit!
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entire rhori cast maga FUCK
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theo@tboybluesJul 7
hilarious thing to say while wearing what is possibly the gayest cowboy outfit of all time
Scott Robertson
@sarobertson_Jul 6
Poilievre: "We will reinstill a warrior culture, not a woke culture."
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