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Joined February 2012
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last night at the club a girl was twerking on the floor and a half eaten subway sandwich fell out her pants, and then this random dude picked it up and threw it at the ceiling and it hit the fan and went everywhere
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Rome celebrated with a Cole Kmet tribute after scoring tonight.
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What if I slapped my big fat belly 1 million times. Would that help?
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Replying to @TCorbettDillon
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taking a step back piss and draining it
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Sox fans: Southside is for the real fans! I hate those bandwagons up North! Mune is the best player in the city! Cubs fans: The Sox are poverty! Little brother can’t even sellout their ballpark! PCA runs this town! Meanwhile at the All-Star Break:
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2026 Ryan retweeted
There’s a video of British school boys trying American bbq and they almost started crying
a lot of "British food bad" boils down to classism
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2026 Ryan retweeted
mexican cuisine is unremarkable. endless variations of the same five ingredients, just different consistencies with new names.
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The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.
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how girls are dressing this summer
James Gandolfini and his son Michael (1999).
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Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service
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2026 Ryan retweeted
i’m a security guard at a waterpark and this is my HK 416
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Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.
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Top 5 uses of songs in movies 1. Reservoir Dogs- Stuck in the middle with you 2. The Departed- Shipping up to Boston 3. Goodfellas- Layla 4. Forrest Gump- All Along the Watchtower while he’s in Vietnam 5. Dazed and Confused- Sweet Emotion
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2026 Ryan retweeted
boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.
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yo but if there's a son of baconator that means... the baconator... my man 😂🤝
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no smokes no entry flash no back of site peek with AWP from tunnel just straight p90 rush b cyka blyat dick first at mach fuck
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US releases high quality footage of White House Correspondents Dinner shooting. This is not AI generated.
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2026 Ryan retweeted
my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online
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Kinda crazy how the concept of a Poser doesn't exist to gen z because they are all posers
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Replying to @GarlicCorgi
The woke mob feared what ratatouille for the ps2 would do for the average American man
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