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Joined October 2020
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kadını burada aylarca sadece jing boranin sevgilisi diye andilar neyse ki ait olduğu yere dânmüş 😭
liu wen serving her 2nd look on the runway at the 2026 victoria’s secret fashion show 🦒 #VSFashionShow #LiuWen #εˆ˜ι›―
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π•Ώπ–π–Šπ–Šπ–ˆπ–†π–‘π–†π–“π–™π–π–Š 🌸 retweeted
Your caskets will be so light because yall take nothing to the grave
I’ve never been this embarrassed in my life. I went to a unisex salon to get a pedicure and suddenly got pressed, so I asked to use their toilet. I went in, did my business and came back out. The moment I entered the salon, everyone started covering their noses and looking at me. I stood there wondering what was wrong until I realized I was the reason the entire salon smelled like death. 😭😭😭
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There’s absolutely nothing wrong with working or affiliating with the government. Take their money, defend them, sing their praises. That’s all within your prerogative. But when the government you’re choosing to affiliate with is responsible for mass hunger, pains and suffering then you’re very well in the wrong and there’s no amount of gaslighting and manipulation tactics you want to deploy, you simply cannot erase the realities of the people who have suffered at the hands of the reforms and β€œtough decisions” this government has made. I don’t think we truly realize that people can no longer afford to live. I’ll give you an example. My mechanic is at Obalende, Lagos Island. So whenever I go there, I like to eat street food. That tiny meat we used to decorate the top of our plate was once N20. Now it’s N200. A spoon of beans is now N500 and the cheapest amount of jollof rice you can buy is N500. Now I should be able to afford food and eat till I’m satisfied if the government is working, right? Sadly, that’s not the case. People now rationalize what they eat, when they eat. Balance diet is out the window, that means on an average, we are all unhealthy. Let’s do the maths. Jollof 2 spoons 1,000 Beans 2 spoons 1,000 1 egg is 250 2 beef is 400 Takeaway pack is 150 Bottled water 200 Before you submit your rebuttal, go to your kitchen and put 2 spoons of rice and beans in a plate and look at the quantity. If you don’t have rice at home, then why exactly would you want to attack this? Can’t you see the problem? It costs approximately N3,000 to feed. If you have to eat twice that’s N6,000. Multiply this by eating everyday in a month. That’s N90,000 for one person without any dependents. It now costs 90k to eat an unbalanced and unhealthy meal in a month. Minimum wage is 70,000 and this covers every aspect of life including feeding. The alternative is shortening your ration. I’m losing my mind as I’m typing this because this is actually unbelievable. Now, I’d spend more than 3k at Obalende because I’m able to afford it. But there are millions of Nigerians who can’t, who earn lower than the minimum wage. That means if they’re reading this, seeing someone spend 3k on a meal would be considered a waste because asides all the other things they need money for: transportation, bills, emergencies and other psychological needs, spending three thousand naira out of the money they’ve labored for to eat, is just ridiculous. This is the reality today. It is okay to defend this government, freedom of choice and expression, but asides from the mobilization fee you’ve gotten this period, Nigerians (including yourself) as a whole have not benefited from this government and there’s no logical reason why this government should return. So let me ask, why are you so invested in the success of a wealthy politician, as opposed to fighting for your rights and your own survival?
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why test on animals when we have rapists
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Pausing a movie to rant to your invisible audience about how stupid that character is >>>>> 😭
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canceling plans because of sun is a valid reason.
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I like amebo but not even in malicious way, I just want to know please
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You all, They are killing our fathers and mothers, kidnapping our brothers and sisters in Kaduna state. The media is not taking up this news and these kidnappers are operating every night in heart of kaduna. HELP US! #kadunaisnotsafe #kadunaisnotsafe #kadunaisnotsafe
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those of you that crack your eggs directly into your noodles while cooking will learn your lesson one day.
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Man I harbour so much hate in my heart towards the Nigerian Government, Everyone of them needs to dieee.
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and to you foolish people, there will be no culture to preserve when people are dying from starvation, dying from poor healthcare, dying from banditry, dying from bad roads
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β€œI’m yoruba before I’m Nigerian” when you carry your passport outside this country, explain to them that your own shade of green is yoruba green. Oponu
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After voting for Tinubu, you want to use the hallelujah challenge to leave the country.
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Nobody in this present administration has sense . From top to bottom zero sense
For Nigerians in Canada, the UTME is coming closer to home. πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ JAMB is working towards establishing a UTME centre in Ottawa, Canada, expected to commence operations in 2027. The proposed centre will make it easier for eligible Nigerians in Canada and across North America to sit for the UTME without travelling to Nigeria solely for the examination. It also represents a bigger opportunity to strengthen the connection between Nigerians in the diaspora and Nigerian tertiary education. More access. Fewer barriers. Closer to home. #JAMB #UTME2027 #NigeriaInCanada #JAMBUpdates #TheTrustWeHold #ThePeopleWeServe
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π•Ώπ–π–Šπ–Šπ–ˆπ–†π–‘π–†π–“π–™π–π–Š 🌸 retweeted
People go actually vote tinubu for this next election with clear eyes ? Cus i wan understand if dem use suffer curse some of una
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"That i don't support Peter Obi doesn't mean I support Tinubu" Shut your mouth... you snivelling piece of shit
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π•Ώπ–π–Šπ–Šπ–ˆπ–†π–‘π–†π–“π–™π–π–Š 🌸 retweeted
if you are yoruba and the only reason you feel peter obi should not become president is because he’s igbo, then you are stup!d and if you are igbo and the only reason you feel peter obi should become president is because the yoruba have been ruling for long and you think it’s time for an igbo person to rule as well, then you sef are stup!d.
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Any reform wey no improve your life for 3 years still won’t improve your life in the next 3 years. Use your head; no let them scam you two times. πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
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π•Ώπ–π–Šπ–Šπ–ˆπ–†π–‘π–†π–“π–™π–π–Š 🌸 retweeted
So no light in most parts of the mainland today ???????? And Una dey use devices wey una charge with 1500 per litre fuel do bigotry and tribalism?? 😭😭😭😭 Our politicians too lucky mahn.
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π•Ώπ–π–Šπ–Šπ–ˆπ–†π–‘π–†π–“π–™π–π–Š 🌸 retweeted
Don’t vote wisely again please .. I don’t trust your wisdom .. Vote Peter Obi
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