Bloke spends his life eating raw meat and looking directly into the sun for health benefits and he was nearly just written off by Fred Flintstone’s car while warming up.

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@FootballtweetSep 19

🤯 Andros Townsend has been involved in an unfortunate accident while warming up for PT Prachup before their Thai Premier League game vs. Pattani. He didn't get badly injured but was on the bench and played just 1 minute in their 3-0 win.

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Josh · Sep 19, 2026 · 6:18 PM UTC

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Josh

@J0shua1ushSep 19

Crazy Scenes as Andros Townsend gets ran over by a Roller! Luckily he wasn’t badly hurt afterwards, could’ve ended soo much worse Welcome to the Thai League

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Shea lacey · Sep 15, 2026 · 5:20 PM UTC

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Shea lacey

@Shealacey10Sep 15

❤️

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The Life Of Brian · Aug 30, 2026 · 7:44 PM UTC

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The Life Of Brian

@DaytrippingRedAug 30

What’s Tielemans doing? 😅

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🧀 · Jul 6, 2026 · 4:11 AM UTC

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🧀@kyuuubyJul 6

bro tapped the kid like they hang out together every weekend 😭

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@nocontextfootyJul 6

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England · Jul 6, 2026 · 1:52 AM UTC

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England

@EnglandJul 6

Iconic.

ALT Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham celebrate

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ryan wan · Jul 6, 2026 · 2:17 AM UTC

ryan wan@Ryanwan18Jul 6

Don’t care what anyone says QUANSAH should not of been in the squad in anyway!

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MAH · May 30, 2026 · 7:17 PM UTC

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MAH

@matissearmaniMay 30

Madueke was fighting Palmer for penalty against Everton at 4-0 but didn’t step up before Gabriel in a Champions League Final HMMMMMMMMM.

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Kurt · May 29, 2026 · 1:21 PM UTC

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Kurt@_kjs1874May 29

Quite nervous for the game tomorrow. By far the biggest game PSG have had since I started supporting them this morning

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Zain · May 28, 2026 · 2:05 PM UTC

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Zain@ItzzZain10May 28

This one is for you.

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ryan wan · Apr 13, 2026 · 9:49 PM UTC

ryan wan@Ryanwan18Apr 13

The team selection set the tone for today!

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ryan wan · Apr 8, 2026 · 9:18 PM UTC

ryan wan@Ryanwan18Apr 8

Should Bellingham start at the World Cup? How is that even a question!

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ryan wan · Apr 1, 2026 · 12:07 AM UTC

ryan wan@Ryanwan18Apr 1

Surprised he’s not injured?

afcstuff

@afcstuffMar 31

MAX DOWMAN. OUTRAGEOUS. 💎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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ryan wan · Mar 22, 2026 · 5:55 PM UTC

ryan wan@Ryanwan18Mar 22

Nothing better seeing arteta fuming 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

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ryan wan · Mar 2, 2026 · 8:49 AM UTC

ryan wan@Ryanwan18Mar 2

Farmers league or not… that is some performance 😵‍💫

The Stat Guy@The_Stat_Guy_10Mar 2

🇧🇷🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: "𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐎!" 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐐𝐔𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐎 ⚡ The youngest foreign player in Ligue 1 history to score a hat-trick with 2A against Marseille 🌟 Generational 🪄 xitter.cf/ligue1stpwallah/status…

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Lord Bebo · Feb 23, 2026 · 5:12 PM UTC

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@MyLordBeboFeb 23

🇹🇷 CRAZY: The goalkeeper hit a seagull with the ball right during a match of the Istanbul amateur league! Fortunately, a player was on the field who was able to perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation on the bird and save it from death. He saved the bird!