I take pictures of other people doing cool things and act like that makes me cool too

Grand Rapids, Michigan
Joined May 2009
Most irony poisoned mind I know? My best friend just rescheduled a surgery because we are going to see @nycguidovoice a week after.
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Hey @Google when I search “Most recent @survivorcbs episode” maybe consider that I don’t want your AI to tell me who was voted out. I was trying to find the episode number prior to watching. Thanks though.
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Hey @snapchat whatcha think about this streak? Any higher ones out there?
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Can’t believe we got to meet @OfficialRezz after Rezz Rocks!
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thanks for dropping by our seat before your set, @OfficialRezz
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So excited for our first Rezz Rocks today! @sare_jane and I came from Michigan for @OfficialRezz and we’re glitchin’ about the portal!
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Fifth @porterrobinson show in the books. Many more to go【=◈︿◈=】
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The only post notification that matters. Happy planning. 💚 Create a schedule in the Electric Forest App for music, workshops, crafting, games, and more.
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I WANNA GO FAST @GRIDLIFEFest 😤🏁
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS HAVE WON A PLAYOFF ROUND!!!! – at Grand Rapids, MI
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“Gargle” has to be, like, one of the top 3 goofiest words, right? Just sounds like what you’re doing when you do it. – at Grand Rapids, MI
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When bars and clubs come back, they should install “Drama Lounges,” where you can drunkenly argue/talk stuff out with your friends so you don’t have to do it in the bathroom. Sarah suggests that these be glass phone booth style in the middle of the room.
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I’m not a big bar drama guy. This was inspired by #VanderpumpRules
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time happens all of the time
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“I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It makes my mouth hurt but I don’t care!” Ladies and gentlemen, my girlfriend, @sare_jane 😍
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I've accomplished my dream of having a passive income stream. Today, I made ten more cents on Adobe Stock Photos. I know it's tacky to flash your wealth, but I have made a total of $11 now, in only two years. #Entrepreneur
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It was Untitled by @KnucklePuckIL btw. It has to be loud.
So it turns out that you go through gas, like, super quickly when you abuse your remote start.
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