@RyanPorterpots

Sneakers,Tiger Woods, Dodgers

 orlando
Joined November 2012
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Our Benjamin Franklin #bestathomecontest
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Hey @ChipotleTweets I was just at my local store and tried to order a bowl with cauliflower rice but was told it had been discontinued! What the heck?! It was a great low carb option!
Hey @MiracleGro I repotted this poinsettia about 12 days ago using your product. What’s going on with all of these mushrooms?
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Continuing the tradition of celebrating my birthday with my birthday twins @bobsaget and @trent_reznor ! Enjoy the day brothers!
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Gold!
Eric Hubbs
@BarstoolHubbs22 Jul 2020
The Red Sox actually thought Mookie was coming back 😂😂
Happy birthday me and my birthday twins @bobsaget and @trent_reznor !
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Trump's hair literally came unglued... WTF!?!
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Thinking about @NickSwardson today. I hope he doesn't get diarrhea.
Hey #livePD how's Linda the pig doing today?
Good lord! I hope all my friends in NY are ok! @expressivepush are you ok?!
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Replying to @britneyspears
@britneyspears My BFF @Viva_Zapataa n' I R coming 2 your show 2nite. We're nurses who cared 4 shooting victims in Orlando. We wanna meet U!
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Hey @NickSwardson trying to get @benandjerrys to develop a flavor called Oops, I Creped My Pants! Can you help me?
One of the most underrated cinematic achievements has got to be @NickSwardson as Insane Bowie Fan in Almost Famous. #legend SKOL
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Worst idea ever when living in Rosewood "we should probably split up" #PrettyLittleLiars
Between chanting USA shit faced for 10 hours last and smoking a pack of American Spirits my throat feels like Yoda's poop shoot.
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If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars
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For those that use the term YOLO: first of all I hate you, secondly you obviously don't know anything about #zombies.
So they say it takes 21 days to make a habit. Why are nuns so lazy? I bet I could make on of those things in like a week.
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