I wanna publish zines and rage against machines. Plant Based Complete Idiot. he/him
North Dakota, USA
Joined June 2010
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Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
🚨 JERSEY GIVEAWAY 🚨
Who wants a Packers’ LB Micah Parsons jersey?!?! 🔥
Rules:
1. Follow @NFL_Talk_Sports
2. RT and Like this post
3. Reply with your favorite team
Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
The Packers took a WR in the first round of the draft for the first time since 2002 WHILE IN Green Bay and their fans loved it 💛💚
(via @NFL)
Kross injecting the only bit of life into a Logan Paul vs AJ Styles Wrestlemania match. A man that isn’t even in it.
If Kross doesn’t get more time in front of the camera soon it’s a travesty.
I’ve had a week. But I hope to have a really good night with you. Come take care of your awesome bartenders that have been busting their ass for a week straight and see awesome punk rock from the Twin Cities and Fargo.
Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
Everyone watching The Phantom Menace in 1999:
“Why does this matter? Tarrifs and blockades of trade routes in outer space?”
George Lucas in 2025:
Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
When I see these in nature I kick them over so fast knowing some fuck ass wooks named cosmic carl and patchouli pete probably set it up.
Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
burn bright is fucking dope. endless thanks to @Numberonejrio for creating something that brings so many people to milwaukee. two sold out years in a row. already can’t wait for year 3.
Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
Anyone punched that nazi yet?
We play shows in two weeks! Fargo and MPLS:
02.07.25 - The Aquarium - Fargo, ND
02.08.25 - Zhora Darling - MPLS, MN
Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
we are SO excited to announce
FARTHER THAN EVER BEFORE
A TRIBUTE TO TRANSATLANTICISM (originally by @dcfc )
11 COVERS GOING TO CHARITY
@thgtcsav
Dying Whale
@_Kofin
@funeralhomesss
@LikeFatherBand
@iwanchicago
@caregivertn
@dreamwellri
@hiddenmothersuk
@faintingdreams_
Ah yes, everything is right in the world. It’s mid January and it feels like -24 and *checks notes* a billionaire did TWO nazi salutes onstage during the presidential inauguration?!
How am I going to watch Lions & Commanders fans cry for two different reasons for 5hrs tonight now? You ain’t catching me scrolling YouTube lol.
