Ryan O'Connor

I’ve neglected choco tacos for 27 years

Whoever sold me this cable tv package can get run over

I don’t vote i just carry a fuckin gun

Plz dont two step your Hyundai Genesis

Who in their right mind buys viva paper towels

Ya sure defund the police until you’re getting robbed and can’t defend yourself....then who ya callin 🤨

I’d like to go back to the gym now

Everyone: having kids Me: should I buy a 10,000 dollar lift kit for my Jeep tonight

Haven’t seen a movie in like 4 yrs but might actually watch king of Staten Island. First good trailer in yrs

I’m the type of guy that will argue with PayPal that they charged me 4.8% instead of 4.5% and then goes to the store and spends 30 bucks on sour strips

I literally gave the finger to the cross I have in my room

So today my MacBook fell off the side of my bed and happened to hit a open water bottle sitting on the floor which just about fully emptied onto the mothership of this thing by the time I got to it and it is fucked

99% of the time blue collar breaks his back daily to make 80k while the grad sits on his ass does everything with a computer mouse and makes the same thing. Which sounds more sustainable to you in 20yrs?

I might be an idiot but I still feel like learning how to build your credit in high school would’ve been a more useful class than algebra 2

Also rompe by daddy yankee fuckin rips