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payments/fintech lawyer; father; lover of sliding on snow šŸ‚, riding on dirt 🚲 and exploring the outdoors šŸ•; fan of Baltimore football and Bay Area basketball

Lafayette, CA
Joined July 2009
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Lamar Jackson’s FIRST 1000 passes mark NFL’s greatest QB start ever — seriously dlvr.it/S8fdH6
Reminds me of that MAGA slogan four years ago - ā€œLock her up, but please honor her dietary requests!ā€
Jacob Chansley, AKA Jake Angeli, Arizona man makes first court appearance in for charges related to storming the U.S. Capitol. His mom says he hasn’t eaten since Friday because the detention facility won’t feed him all organic food. @abc15
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For those who are wondering why so much attention has been focused on the response of the Capitol Police to the Trump-inspired riots, here’s a data-driven article that provides some useful frame of reference. fivethirtyeight.com/features…
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Some balls calling the publishers a ā€œmobā€ the day after an actual mob.
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I've been reaching out to many of the people who supported Airbnb in our earliest days to say thanks. While there are a number of people who believed in us, without Ron Conway, Airbnb wouldn't be what it is today. news.airbnb.com/ron-conway-a…
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*stops drinking from kombucha bottle and squints at label* Me: I thought they had to list all possible side effects?
Fact: Joe Biden carried 85% of U.S. counties with a Whole Foods Market, up from Hillary Clinton's 78% in 2016.
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Election Day 2020 is like Christmas morning, except the present you’re eyeing under the tree is either keys to a new car from your parents (well a used Toyota Camry) or your uncleā€˜s shit in a box (again?!). Also, you have to slowly unwrap it over the next week.
#Airbnb is the gangster of private gangsters šŸ‘‰ profgalloway.com/airbnballer #nomercynomalice
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Fire up the "It's Always Sunny" theme music
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šŸ“ŗ NEW VIDEO Lindsey Graham is not going to want you to retweet this #LyingLindsey
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18 million rts and we'll do it
This cartoon of the @ChuckECheese band at the Tiny Desk (credit: @lexsinger10) has me daydreaming about the usual: acquiring a full set of Munch's Make Believe Band, storing it behind Bob's desk throughout the pandemic, having it play in perpetuity, and live-streaming it 24/7.
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Vacationing mid-apocalypse.
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Have they checked the nearest Dunkin Donuts?
The Merrimack Police Department in New Hampshire is asking for residents to look out for a missing forty pound, four year old African Serval named Spartacus that is a family pet and legally owned and permitted.
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RT if you believe we need commonsense gun reform and the @NRA to stop buying off lawmakers.
RT if you love guns
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Protesters detained in unmarked vans by unidentified law enforcement is what you'd see in countries run by dictators—not in America. We need to immediately pass Senator Murphy’s Law Enforcement Identification Act to prevent this total disregard for our civil rights.
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If they were opening up safely, cases wouldn't be rising.
"As we stand here today, all 50 states and territories across this country are opening up safely and responsibly. But, with cases rising...Pres. Trump directed our task force to brief the American people," VP Pence says about the coronavirus pandemic. abcn.ws/3i8lKqD
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Arguments like ā€œGeorge Washington owned slaves, are you gonna rename DC???ā€ draw on bad faith or basic inability to see the difference between people like Washington and people whose legacy is defined by having taken up arms against the United States in the name of slavery
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