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Scugog, Ontario
Joined April 2011
What's it like to have an actual shower and not have to stand in a bathtub?
How is there still 7 members in BTS? Shouldn't a few of them be laid off by now?
Weird... I woke up on New Years Day and knew exactly where my phone was... these truly are dark times. #NewYear2021 #COVID19 #Happy2021
Is anyone else having a hard time getting through Boxing Day lockdown without going into Winners and making a personal stash of clothing you want to buy later but never come back for? #BoxingDay #lockdownontario #shoppingstar
Leah has turned this house into a toxic environment with the way she talks to Alexa. #ALEXASTOP #ALEXA #ALEXAWHOISTHEBESTMOM
Be thankful for everyday you wake up and don't have pink eye. #MondayMotivation #Inspire #Holidays
There is no reason to keep people in your life that text with Keyboard Clicks on. #iPhone #ToxicTraits #Unfriend
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A lot of people are acting like the world is just magically going to be better in the new year. Nickelback is still going to be a band on January 1st.
Have you ever used a gas station public washroom in the Winter and appreciated the heated toilet seats they have for their loyal customers and then some guy taps on the door and says "Hey man, I was just in there, I think I forgot my car keys..." and you're like whyyyy meeee
When someone opens up a Christmas present from Leah and me, I'm equally surprised as the person receiving it.
Really wish I didnt eat all the good groceries in a 24hr time span.
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I asked my 6 year old what he wants to be when he grows up, and he said, "A Dragon". Then shortly after said... "How About You?... ... ..." #ChildBurn #GoodPoint #EI
Friends don't let friends wear Apple AirPods.
Do you ever think you're being a good parent, and then you hear your 6 year old shout, "Where's my diet Pepsi?!" from the living room?
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Is there a polite way to tell a new co-worker that he looks like Tin Tin?
Check out my Family Quarantime song on YouTube. Please. I beg of you. I need this. youtu.be/p0T_Cpglqto #StayHome #Family #Quarantine
Even if you're on CERB right now, It's not okay to buy a 24 of Lakeport Honey Lager.
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Never trust anyone who still wears a red Ecko hoodie
Not sure why so many people are into these new Netfix shows when there's always so much Simpsons and Seinfeld to rewatch