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Joined May 2014
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My New Year's resolution is to tweet the total number of times I poop each day.
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Interesting timing, isn’t it? Musk’s “Department of Government Efficiency” rolls out a plan, and suddenly NASA’s future is on the chopping block—right as SpaceX stands to gain. This isn’t about efficiency; it’s about funneling public resources into private pockets.
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So, if I’m to understand, the lady who’s been screaming about groomers has information on republicans about sexual impropriety but she’s just gonna hold on to it unless people stop picking on her friend for fucking an underage girl.
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I wish Americans understood how much we’re propagandized every single day
The United Nations just voted 187-2 (Unites States, Israel) to condemn the US blockade of Cuba, and THIS is what we get from The Hill.
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It’s illuminating that Israel can send drones up close like this to stare Hamas members in the face and yet they choose to drop 2000 pound bombs on crowded civilian areas.
💥In his final seconds, Yahya Sinwar stares down the IDF drone that enters the destroyed building he's hiding in, throws a stick at it. assuming the 4 terrorists they'd seen try to escape were dead, the IDF sent drone, not soldiers in, to avoid booby traps
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The Ministry of Health in Gaza has just published a 649-page document with the the name, age, gender, ID number of every Palestinian killed in Gaza from October 7 to August 31 that it has info for (over 34k out of 40k). The 1st 14 pages the age is listed as 0 (under 1 year old)
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It’s ok guys, it’s just ‘self-defense’
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Not great that the points of convergence from both candidates in tonight’s debate seem to be: accelerating climate change, terrorizing migrants, and providing cover and arms for Israel’s genocide
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Trump and the Republicans helped cause perhaps *250,000* preventable Covid deaths. And yet people whine on today about lab leaks and school closures and just gloss over this scandal of historic proportions; mass death via the GOP. Shameful. Unforgivable. independent.co.uk/news/world…
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Bridgit Mendler’s Wario
In a truly wtf moment I just learned that the actress who played the evil Eastern European exchange student in the Disney channel show Shake It Up, opposite Zendaya, is now Trump’s deputy comms director
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what’s an INSANE 4 album run?
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This would be such a funny explanation for why Justin Timberlake got pulled over.
Mystery celebrity who fled Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons home after suffering 'catastrophic' diarrhea is REVEALED - as insiders claim bowel issues were NOT caused by Ozempic trib.al/hijEMLd
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Nothing symbolic to see here, just one of our largest tech companies missing its climate targets so it can attempt to automate creative jobs
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. (AP) — Google falling short of important climate target, cites electricity needs of AI.
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in the last 10 days the Supreme Court has ruled that the president can do crimes, bribery is legal, agencies have no actual authority, and also that the homeless can be thrown in prison for the crime of not having a home.
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These are the new laws to enter a library in Idaho.
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court has just ruled 6-3 that it is legal to criminalize homelessness. The Court sided with an Oregon town that made it illegal to camp in public, overturning a decades long precedent that says criminalizing homelessness is cruel and unusual punishment.
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Fun fact about the debate: It’s the first time the Secret Service has allowed a convicted felon to get this close to the President of the United States.
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Just want to be 100% clear about the primary causual mechanism here: Texas' abortion ban is forcing mothers to carry pregnancies with fetal abnormalities to term, then watch their babies suffer and die. It's unfathomable cruelty. It's the MAGA vision for the future.
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Did he say anything about the dozens of innocent Palestinians killed in the raid to rescue them, a raid that wouldn’t have been necessary if Netanyahu had agreed to the hostage release deal - for all the hostages, not just four! - that Biden had claimed Netanyahu had agreed to?
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