My daughter has discovered ‘Bodger and Badger’. She now calls me ‘Bodger’ at every opportunity. She is three years old. Life is going to be arduous.

Get it right up you. Agendas always in plain sight.

Daddy Davies.

Ah shiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Popped by the Tower of London today. Whilst £40 is absolutely disgusting for an entry fee, it is spectacular. Needs more beer though.

Madders ❤️

Just win please. #COYS

League Cup winner, 1995, Michael Watt.

I genuinely believe that Spurs are going to be disgustingly good when it all clicks. Just hope it happens soon.

Scotland have been absolutely dreadful. 100% a time of transition for the nation, but you need the likes of McGinn to drag the players through moments like this.

Just getting caught up. What the shit is James Blunt wearing?

My two year old tried to sing along to Flower of Scotland, then followed it up by saying ‘I love football’. She’s in for a rude awakening.

That fuckin accent…

The internet is ruined for the next few days.

Absolutely zero point in stripping City of anything.

The amount of injuries that players pick up as soon as it’s time to play a pointless international is wild.

My timeline is just NFG and ISOH. Thanks Chad.

Monkey off the back now. There’s the goals. So much to be positive about, especially in the first half, but Van Hecke and Robertson mistakes cost us big time.

I fucking hate football.