@RyanDuff99

Shameless Remco Apologist & Felix Gall truther. All takes my own, unless they're good, in which case I probably stole them from someone else. (He/Him)

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Did your team have a 'Good Tour' or a 'Bad Tour?' Please give it a read and a share, my sense of self worth depends on it. (link in the replies to appease the mighty algorithm) #TDF2025
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Ryan@RyanDuff9927 Feb 2025
Going to spend the next 10 Years rooting for Maxime Decomble every time I see him in a breakaway and I'm never going to remember why
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The Tour of Holland calling itself the Eneco Tour is going to make my continuing insistence on calling the Renewi Tour the Eneco Tour particularly confusing
ammattipyöräily@ammattipyorailyOct 13
📊🏆 Most pro level (≥2.1/1.1) wins by 🇸🇪🚴‍♂️s in WT/PT era (2005-2026) 8 — Gustav Larsson 5 — Jonas Ahlstrand 4 — Fredrik Kessiakoff, Thomas Löfkvist, Jakob Söderqvist (❌ Nat Champs) ___ 📺 Söderqvist 🏆#4 | 🇳🇱 #EnecoTour, prologue

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Don't know who the Van Rysel mechanic at Paris-Tours is, but give him a World Tour contract immediately Smoothest wheel change since the introduction of disc brakes
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Slower than Mas lmao nevermind
Ryan@RyanDuff99Sep 30
I saw the future, it said 'Tom Pidcock Civiglio Descent Masterclass'
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Kinda saw the Remco underperformance coming, but Del Toro blowing up and losing 5 minutes?
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Actually kind of mad that the Team America move couldn't stay away from Giulio Pellizzari on the flat after Madonna del Ghisallo
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The 'Oh Shit' double take from Pidcock before he starts his sprint a fraction of a second too late Maybe he couldn't see Jarno properly with Jorgenson in his way and got ambushed. Still in his saddle as Widar had already closed to within a bike length at full speed
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I think Jarno has a better sprint than Pidcock here? Maybe?
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Worst side effects of the World Champs us Jorgenson has learned he has free will and simply doesn't have to take a turn if he doesn't want to
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Tom Pidcock has decided Matteo Jorgenson does in fact want to pull
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Hector Alvarez runs the risk of being overshadowed as a prospect by other riders from his 2006 cohort, particularly because he hasn't ridden many u23 races at all, but he really is very good
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Luckily, cheating in modern sports is completely untenable Teams are reliant on big sponsors who care about their reputations The UAE would never sink so much money into a sportswashing scheme that could be uncovered as fraudulent in the future
Ryan@RyanDuff99Jul 11
Pretty heartwarming that Gianetti went from hospitalising himself with bizarre doping attempts, to creating Riccardo Ricco in a lab, to having the 2011 Vuelta stripped from Cobo, but then decided to follow the rules and accidentally found the most dominant athlete of all time
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Still can't get over RedBull sending their 6 million€ rider to a training camp for a month after finishing 2nd at the Tour so he could show up in Canada with the perfect power curve to win Quebec and no other races just Quebec actually
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I saw the future, it said 'Tom Pidcock Civiglio Descent Masterclass'
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After Remco and Wout underperformed at the RR, just think what Belgium could have accomplished if they'd brought Tim Wellens He could have helped Jorgenson and Del Toro cover attacks in G2 McNulty might have won by over a minute
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Thank you, Bruno Amirail for cooking everyone's legs with 100km to go, and gifting us two and a half hours of uncontrollable chaos
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Best Men's World Championship RR since..?
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They HAD HIM what are you doing?
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Chase group sits up, Remco comes back, wins the sprint for second and does his stupid telescope celebration, not realising McNulty won 90 seconds ago
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