RIP Law School... and just about everything else. This is very bleak, very plausible, and only a few years away:

Etiquette (updated): - Never respond to a compliment with a compliment - The correct response to being told something you already know isn’t “I know.” It’s “You’re right” - Hold doors open for women, but go through revolving doors first - Gift randomly - When you meet someone for the 2nd time, remind them what your name is - Don't make transformative modifications to menu items - Never split a check - Facial hair should appear deliberate - Don't ask someone what their job is, or where they went to school. It's lazy and boring - Always open a car door for a woman, but if you're sharing the back seat, enter first, and scoot - Don't tell people when it's your birthday - Respond to text messages promptly - Don't address someone by a nickname unless you know them well - No hats or sunglasses inside - Never show that you're impressed - Log off a Zoom if you have poor reception - Walk with the flow, or at the pace of the woman you're with - Using a phone is like a yawn; it's contagious. Put it away when you're with other people - Say "Thank you" even when texting, not "Thanks" or "Thx" - Always carry cash - Name-dropping is awful - Stand up to shake hands - If you offer to help, never quit until the job is done - Eat slowly - Be patient with bartenders; there's no line for drinks at your refrigerator  - Don't leave voicemails, or if necessary, make them brief - Tip more than you should - Don't ask to trade seats on a plane, unless you’re offering an equal or better seat - If you want to buy a woman a drink, ask her permission - Don't say "yes" when you mean "no" - Get on and off an elevator last - Don't cancel plans on the day of - Never admonish or criticize a partner in the presence of others