Christ is Lord. Shire-scourer, Ring-bearer (side gig), most-dread-Gardener. iron pan enthusiast. "watery bigot".

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Joined February 2009
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Elissa Slotkin claims that the only reason that she's being attacked for threatening lawfare against young conservatives for serving in the Trump administration is because she's a woman. ๐Ÿ™„
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We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again. - Nathanael Greene
We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again. - Nathanael Greene
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Another dispute, as in "don't shoot me in the chest"
The man who was fatally shot in the chest on the platform at the 53rd Street/7th Avenue station in Midtown Manhattan on Saturday has been identified as Darell Rodriguez, 26, of the Bronx. Rodriguez is believed to have been heading home from work as a security guard at the front desk of a Manhattan building. He was waiting for a northbound E train to his home in University Heights when his killer approached and shot him once, police sources told The Post. The pair had a dispute on the platform, although details remain unclear, NYPD Deputy Chief Keith Shine said on Sunday. The killer then left the station traveling northbound on 7th Ave., and is still on the loose, according to police. nypost.com/2026/10/19/us-newโ€ฆ
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Whether you like it or not, the reason why Europe is falling is because it lost its Christian faith.
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That was a fun week. Be sure to buy our new line. Have a great weekend, everyone!
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Would this make you feel better?
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Thank you, President Trump!
Caitlyn Jenner is reportedly transitioning back to being a man: โ€œIโ€™m tired of pretending I have a period every month.โ€
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This post is from @HoopsCrave, a self-described parody/satire account unaffiliated with @PopCrave. No credible sources report Caitlyn Jenner transitioning back or making the quoted claim. x.com/HoopsCrave/staโ€ฆ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_Crave kesq.com/news/national-โ€ฆ
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Consider that reply my land acknowledgment.
Replying to @SenWarren
My grandfather built McCormick Spices from nothing after your ancestors tomahawked his wife and kids. I'll be damned if you take another scalp from my family fortune!
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PAY ATTENTION, MEN.
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I love how Uber rates you as a customer, like it's some communal experience to be shared and evaluated.
I once couldnโ€™t take my mom to the airport so I booked her an Uber. It took me 10 years for my Uber rating to recover. To this day, I donโ€™t know what happened on that drive and I donโ€™t dare ask.
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Happy Bday to my wife. I love her sooo much.
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I am a proud supporter of #HeToo
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We know that baptism only means immersion because the root of "baptizo" is "bapto" which means "to dip". I was explaining this to my wife and she said, "That's nice dear," which I knew was an insult because the root of "nice" is the Latin "nescius" which means "ignorant". 1/
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Another layer of humor here, is that she is utterly GIF'd, and perma-pixelled
Our hour-long lunch & learn seminar about time management and work/life balance will be mandatory during your lunch break today
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True, and also true that you are irreplaceable in God's eyes.
Nobody talks about the psychological damage of watching something you spent 15 years learning become a button.
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I thought she was President of the teacher's union, or something like that.... for over $500k a year!! Why have our test scores plummeted? Why can't our kids read? Do your friggin' job, lady -- and shut yer yap!!
BREAKING: Randi Weingarten is now screeching about illegal immigrants being detained and deported. "They should not be detained or deported because we have a broken immigration system!" "This is one of the most despicable things that our current government does!"
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